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Tag Archives: The Bloggess
Yes, This Is Really Happening.
Incidentally, those are the exact words I had to continually repeat to my wife all through our wedding ceremony. And our wedding night. And every night since then, in fact. Let’s move on, shall we? A colleague recently asked me, … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Furiously Happy, Jenny Lawson, Let's Pretend This Never Happened, pain, The Bloggess, The Hook, writing
17 Comments
It’s Monday! (Which is my only excuse for this post.)
So it’s Monday. Let’s allow that to sink in, shall we? Everyone good? Then we’ll begin. Yesterday was a particularly brutal check-out rush. Like, Game of Thrones brutal. Okay, so no one was skinned alive or murdered during a wedding … Continue reading
31 Things I’d Rather Do Than Serve A Hockey Family.
BEFORE WE BEGIN: To be perfectly clear, as a bellman, I have no qualms about serving, well, anyone. However, there is a small percentage of parents whose children play the great Canadian sport of hockey that make my skin crawl … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Batfleck, Bree Olson, cancer, Chris Farley, hockey dads, Hockey families, hockey moms, hockey teams, Kevin O'Leary, Ned Hickson, Porn, Rob Ford, sex, The Bloggess, the Kardashians, The Sopranos, Vincent Pastore
20 Comments
Wake Up, Boy! There’s A Dead Raccoon In The Driveway!
Certain bloggers wake up to morning sex. Me? I wake up to VampireLover alerting me to a vehicular homicide that ended with the furry, four-legged, victim at the end of my property. There are seven driveways on my street, but … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Ann St. Vincent, dead raccoons, husbands, morning sex, Sundays, The Bloggess, wives
26 Comments
5×5 With The Hook: The Hook – Part Two.
I’m back and my text is still black. You know the drill: You ask the questions. I provide the answers. Everyone wins. So here we go… 1) The ultra-talented Marina Kanavaki wants to know: Do you have a phrase that keeps … Continue reading
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About The Bloggess.
She’s a loving but terrorizing wife (it keeps things fresh), a vigilant but fun-loving mom, a best-selling but far-too humble author, a blogger like no other, and on occasion, an indivudual human being with hopes, dreams, demons, crises and victories. … Continue reading
Coming NEVER to a Television Screen Near You…
Don’t blame me for this rambling mess of a post. Today is my Monday, folks. (Thanks for that, Thanksgiving. Love ya.) A mild-mannered bellman finds himself swept up into a disaster of epic proportions when a freak meteorological disaster drops thousands of … Continue reading
Don’t Ask Me Where This Came From. It’s Early And I Have No Idea…
A wise man once said, “The hardest thing about this world is living in it.” I wholeheartedly disagree. Living is easy; all you have to do is breathe in and out. It’s just that simple. What’s hard, impossible for some … Continue reading
You’re Not Getting A Title… I’m Blocked.
I appear to be horribly blocked. Not blocked as in “I shouldn’t have ate that entire block of cheese”, but blocked as in “I’m a hack writer whose first book was fun to write but painful to promote and now … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged blogging, Jenny Lawson, Kelly Oxford, The Bloggess, writer's block, writing
72 Comments
This Could Only Happen To Me…
Some bloggers, like Jenny “The Bloggess” Lawson have a devoted following that shower her with gifts. What do I get? Well read on and you’ll see… So I’m taking a break from five hours of doing… well, nothing, quite frankly, … Continue reading
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