Author Archives: The Hook

About The Hook

Husband. Father. Bellman. Author of The Bellman Chronicles. Reader of comic books and observer and chronicler of the human condition. And to my wife's eternal dismay, a mere mortal and non-vampire. I'm often told I look like your uncle, cousin, etc. If I wore a hat, I'd hang it on a hat rack in my home in Niagara Falls, Canada. You can call me The Hook, everyone else does.

The Hook On… Weddings.

Life is all about perspective. Take today’s subject for example. if you’re walking through a hotel and you see a wedding party you may think, “Ah, isn’t that sweet? Two souls pledging their souls to one another.” Or you may … Continue reading

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A Murdoch Mystery Revisited.

My first thought when I began this review of the Murdoch Mysteries Season Ten episode, A Study In Pink? “Makes sense, ‘A Study In Scarlet’ was already taken.” Written in 1886 by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle but published a year … Continue reading

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Hey, Kid? Wanna Be In Pictures?

There are many facets to the motion picture biz, folks. It’s not just about the action unfolding onscreen or even the director and his team behind the cameras and in the editing bays. Sometimes it takes an army of strangers … Continue reading

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Murdoch Monday – On a Tuesday.

Life is all about balance. And perspective. And control… Okay, so life is actually about many things. But right now, though, I’m going to concentrate on balance, all right? “Great Balls of Fire: Part Two”, the second episode of Murdoch … Continue reading

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This Is Not A Post. However…

Since I feel obligated to provide you with mental stimulation on a semi-regular basis here is a tidbit to tide you over until someone out there on the world wide web responds to a series of 5×5 questions I’ve posed … Continue reading

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Bloody Hell, Murdoch! Your Opener was Marvelous!

The tenth season of most scripted television shows is usually a tired affair, with the cast and crew simply going through the motions. One thought looped through my loopy brain while watching the tenth season opener of Murdoch Mysteries: “Wow, … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Vanessa de Largie.

Vanessa de Largie uses her writing voice to “speak” her mind. Luckily for us, what’s on Vanessa de Largie’s mind is sex. Not wearing a bra. Double penetration. Threesomes. Double-blowjobs. Swallowing during oral sex. (Though to be clear, I guess … Continue reading

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