Category Archives: Hotel Life

Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

Life’s Too Damn Short… Laugh A Little!

To some of my colleagues outside the Bell department I am a stone wall – with many, many cracks. The cracks often release fits of anger and frustration, mostly the latter, when I find myself in a service elevator, safely … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Hugh Dillon.

When I was a mere lad I vividly remember a commercial featuring Mr. Robert Conrad (Google him, kids) in it, Robert dares the viewer to knock a battery off his shoulder. At the time, Robert was the ultimate TV tough … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Sarah McVie.

The best thing I can say about today’s guest is this: She’s the most underrated chick on Canadian television. Seriously, Sarah McVie may have only been acting for seven years but she’s never given a bad performance. She leaves it … Continue reading

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A Brief Look At The Tao Of The Hook.

People often have one question after reading this blog for the first time, can you guess what it is? No, It’s not, “Why the hell didn’t I just log onto Redtube and watch Mercedes Carrera do… anything rather than look … Continue reading

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Happy Easter – If You Don’t Mind The Sentiment, That Is…

Admittedly, I’m not an “Easter guy”. Even as a kid, I never went in for the colored eggs, the hunt, the elbow-to-elbow battle among my so-called peers that was required to locate a basket full of gaudily-painted treats. It just … Continue reading

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The Hook Takes New York: Part Two.

So we survived various levels of Airport Hell and at last we were in the City That Never Sleeps; that meant it was time for me to start achieving full Dad Mode and secure us transportation to Times Square and … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Kate Drummond.

I respect her as an artist and a human being but I’m just going to say it anyway: Kate Drummond is a beautiful woman. In fact, Kate Drummond is so beautiful that’s it easy to forget she’s also an actress … Continue reading

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