Category Archives: Hotel Life

Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

I’m Still Down… But I’m Not Out.

The following moment of levity (my type of levity, at least) comes to you courtesy of New York, New York’s Jewish community (I love these guys for reasons that will soon be made clear) who have descended in record numbers … Continue reading

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Enter title here. (Because I sure can’t think of one.)

A death in the (extended) family. A mid-life crisis (or The Hook’s equivalent of one, at least). Hordes of tourists, their behavioral dials set to “Are You Duckin’ Kidding me?” all over Niagara. Various family crises.(IBS and IC have devastated … Continue reading

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What The Hell Is The Hook Thinking Now?

It’s Monday, I’m still wrestling with personal demons, the hotel is full and so is my day. So here we go… ONE)  The Price Was Right, Obviously.  Kayleigh McEnany (don’t feel bad, I had no idea who the hell she … Continue reading

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The Hook’s Canadian Citizenship Guide.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau (the selfie guy!) government’s recently-reported changes to Canada’s citizenship guide have inspired me to consider what I would do if such a monumental undertaking was left in my hands. I know what you’re thinking, but … Continue reading

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What’s On The Hook’s Mind Now?

IT’S MONDAAAAY! How’s that hangover treating you, friends? My apologies for the overbearing cyber-stimulation.  I simply felt the need to be a dick. To be fair, it’s in my DNA, so… #BoycottSearsCanada… Do it now!  Where’s a pack of angry … Continue reading

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What’s on The Hook’s Mind… Again.

To be perfectly honest… my mind is pretty much a blank right now. Except for personal challenges and random thoughts that flash by while I’m stuck on the crapper for hours, that is. (IBS rules!) At any rate, here are … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Patty Sullivan.

It’s not often I can apply the word “hero” to a television personality but today’s guest is more than deserving of the designation. Yes, I’m being serious; this isn’t one of those cases where I’m utilizing my patented hyperbole to … Continue reading

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