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Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

10 Things In 10 Days: #2. (The End is Near.)

For many of us, it’s the only fuel good enough for our human engine in the morning. It fights back the hangover monster with a vengeance. It helps us forget the night before; when we got together with Sheila from … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #3. (The One About Comics.)

I doubt I’ll ever actually get there, but San Diego Comic Con appears to truly be Nerdvana. It’s the place to be for the biggest, geekiest stars (even washed-up stars show up at SDCC just to be interviewed and photographed), … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #4. (We’re Rollin’ Now, Baby!)

All right, since we’re on a roll with posts dedicated to the examination of female guests, let’s jump into a category that may infuriate the feminists among you. Though, not if you have a sense of humor. #94:  Drunk Bitches. … Continue reading

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10 Things in 10 Days: #5. (“Not Another One, Hook?”)

HOOK’S NOTE:  Yes, I’ve made some changes to the core concept of this countdown. (Good eye, faithful reader.) The truth is, I’m just not in a place where I can take on 100 things in 100 days. Yes, I suck. … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #6.

I love elevators. (Though, to be clear, I will be visiting an elevator-related issue in the near future. But for now let’s keep things positive, shall we?) #96:  Things you Overhear In Elevators. As I was saying typing, elevators are … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #7.

Let’s face it, farmers may be the salt of the earth… but they can be damn sneaky when they want to be. Let’s talk about a little impending “crisis” they alerted the public to a few years back. #97: The … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #8.

With the possible exception of bacon popsicles (made from frozen bacon grease) they are the perfect summer food. Yes, I am referring to… #98:  Ice Cream Sangwiches. They cool you off when summer has depleted your internal water reserves. They’re … Continue reading

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