Category Archives: Hotel Life

Tales of the modern (douchebag) traveler

Silent Sunday: Shhh….

This one is self-explanatory. This pic courtesy of my lovely wife – and Chelsea, of course. After all, Sundays are a day of rest. See you in the lobby, kids…

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100 Things I Love About My Wife.

First off, no, I didn’t screw up royally at home. Though, let’s face it… I will sooner or later, so this post should buy me a bit of goodwill/credit when that happens. To suggest that February is a busy month … Continue reading

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Epic Romantic Fails.

Well, it’s February, kiddies! Sorry, I all assumed you were too poor to afford a calendar. I’m so ashamed. At any rate, this is the month we all get to obsess over the outcome of one single day. And do … Continue reading

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A Little (Sad) Truth.

I’m the first to admit, my life as a bellman is anything but boring; in fact, many people think I embellish my hotel adventures. Of course, anyone who knows the real me knows I would never do that. I’m not … Continue reading

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Silent Sunday: Bear With Me On This One…

The holidays may be long over, but pet shaming never goes out of style, right? And yes, I realize there will be reprisals from this, but Chelsea doesn’t leave bruises on my lovely face… so I’m good. See you in … Continue reading

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“What’s So Great About Being A Bellboy?”

I may be the boldest bellman since Tim Roth in that ridiculously-awesome final scene of Four Rooms… but credit where it’s due: most of the time I’m merely reacting to the madness around me. And that madness is brought to … Continue reading

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The Hook Saves The Day?

Maybe not, but I’m sure gonna try. The hotel recently received their service scores for January; the month isn’t over yet, but the results were… less than stellar to say the least. After almost twenty years in the hospitality game … Continue reading

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