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“Boy, That Was Quick!”

And yes, that is what she said. And it’s also what you’re going top be thinking after reading this one, friends. Incidentally, assuming I’ve done my job correctly, you’ll also be thinking: “Well, at least that was so hilarious my … Continue reading

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No, I Haven’t Been Fired Yet.

Anyone with even a passing familiarity with my “work” will agree that, while I’m wearing a bellman’s uniform at least, I’m a pretty outspoken guy. To say the least. Well, trust me, the best/worst is yet to come. In fact, … Continue reading

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More Fun On The Phone With The Hook.

Once again, I’ve decided to inspire a collective question among my readership. And not just, “Why the hell are we reading this blog? After all, there are literally a billion cat videos on YouTube, and there’s still some paint drying … Continue reading

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“Awkward” Doesn’t Begin To Cover This One…

As I scribble these words in an unbelievably-worn notebook to be transcribed to the web later, hordes of cheerleaders, cheer parents and cheer coaches are checking out of the hotel. Truthfully, I’m cool with that. Ridiculously-cool, in fact. Don’t get … Continue reading

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Cheerleaders, man…

I’d like to begin by stating my love for cheerleaders and the parents who sacrifice so much to support them as they shake their pom-poms. I’d like to begin that way… I kid of course – but that’s only because … Continue reading

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An Important Travel Tip From The Hook.

In this day and age of wireless connectivity, many travelers find it impossible to unplug and actually enjoy the journey. This is a shame, because most guests I meet are wound tighter than Donald Trump’s hairpiece right before a televised … Continue reading

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Video Killed The Blogging Star.

Maybe I’m being a bit premature with this declaration. I’m told that happens to men from time to time, but we’ll see. I’ve been considering filming a “trailer” for the blog, a visual representation of what The Hook is all … Continue reading

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