Tag Archives: hotels

The Hook’s Purge: Things I Hate.

Hate shared is hate no more. Or something like that. Today, kids, I’m going to cut loose – not that I don’t do that anyway – and regale you with a list of all some of the things that drive … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , | 10 Comments

A Little Hump Day Humor From Your Pal, The Hook.

Sometimes all I get are the briefest of glimpses into the lives behind the hotel room doors. But sometimes a glimpse is all I need. Hotels, like every ordered system, have their own hierarchy. With the exception of management, Front … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , , | 17 Comments

Told You We’d Be Revisiting This Topic Soon…

There have been many disturbing travel trends in Niagara of late. More toothless hookers than I’m comfortable writing about. An upswing in the number of drunken moms on Sunday morning. More cheap people in one city at one time than … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , | 20 Comments

Customer Service, Hook Style.

HOOK’S NOTE:  We’re going to dispense with the foreplay again and get right to it. I know what you’re thinking, but as much as I love foreplay, sometimes you have to get right to the good stuff in order to … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , | 17 Comments

“Boy, That Was Quick!”

And yes, that is what she said. And it’s also what you’re going top be thinking after reading this one, friends. Incidentally, assuming I’ve done my job correctly, you’ll also be thinking: “Well, at least that was so hilarious my … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , | 27 Comments

No, I Haven’t Been Fired Yet.

Anyone with even a passing familiarity with my “work” will agree that, while I’m wearing a bellman’s uniform at least, I’m a pretty outspoken guy. To say the least. Well, trust me, the best/worst is yet to come. In fact, … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , | 22 Comments

More Fun On The Phone With The Hook.

Once again, I’ve decided to inspire a collective question among my readership. And not just, “Why the hell are we reading this blog? After all, there are literally a billion cat videos on YouTube, and there’s still some paint drying … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , | 21 Comments