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Things I’ve Overheard This Week.
This one needs no explanation. So you’re not getting one. So there. However, I will say this: My life at the hotel is like twisting a radio dial endlessly, never remaining on a single station for long. The end result … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Hockey families, hockey moms, hotels, ISIS, sex, Sunday Blog Share, travel, travelers, travellers
45 Comments
A HARD Start To 2015.
Having three days off before, during, and after New Year’s Eve is great for the mind but tough on the wallet. Fortunately, I returned to the hospitality trenches this morning and Fate was waiting for me with three distinctive and … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged hotels, Israelis, Isreali women, kids, New Year's Eve, parents, sex, The Sopranos, tipping, vibrators, WASPs
53 Comments
NEVER A Dull Moment In My World…
My apologies for the unoriginal title, friends. I know I’ve said it before – and I’ll say it again, count on it – but it bears mentioning frequently. JOE: (A senior valet driver whose youthful exuberance is refreshing.) Look what … Continue reading
Ten-Hut! There’s an Inspection Today, So Straighten Up And Fly Right, Maggots!
There’s an inspector from Head Office (a term that shouldn’t make me giggle so much, but it does), in the hotel today and so, as anyone with a modicum of familiarity with the inner workings of bureaucratic thinking knows, all … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Christmas, Guests, hotels, miley cyrus, Platoon, revolving doors, tipping, Willem Dafoe, World Aids Day, Wrecking Ball
29 Comments
Five Minutes of My Life.
Experiment time, kids! Here is a brief snippet of my day, written before the first call of my shift. And nothing more. Shall we begin? So, despite my best efforts to the contrary, Sunday is here. Again. At the moment, … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged bellmen, cougars, Hookers, hotels, midnights, Red Bull, Sundays, Sundy Blog Share, time travel, Toronto Maple Leafs
16 Comments
Things Running Through My Mind Right Now.
Yes, I’m still distracted by life. And its early. You know what that means, don’t you? It’s list time! 1) “Why’s it so warm in the lobby? Oh yeah, Engineering fixed the heat! They didn’t just say they fixed the … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Adam Sandler, Billy Idol, Dancing With Myself, hotel lobbies, hotels, Superfly, The Shining
22 Comments
A Typical Call On A Typical Day.
(Well “typical” in my world, that is.) He had the motive: His years were advanced, but the fire still burned. He had the opportunity: Specifically, a nimble young strawberry blonde minx splayed across a hotel couch, her nubile young body … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Hotel Guests, hotels, Lotharios, sex, The Hook, twenty-two-year-old raging nympho
49 Comments
