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It’s A Wonder I Survived Elementary School…

If you thought my cringe-worthy, unbelievably-embarrassing moments with the opposite sex started in high school… well then, you really need to rethink everything you thought you knew about The Hook, friends. I’ve been a loser since birth: My mother once … Continue reading

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Seven Travel Hacks For Morons.

To be clear, I’m not suggesting you’re a moron if you recognize yourself as someone who needs to follow my guidelines. But I am saying that we all make mistakes that make our lives more difficult than they need to … Continue reading

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The Hook: Certified 100% Canadian Loser.

My name is Robert, but you can call me the Hook, everyone else does… and I am a loser. At this point some of you are thinking the following:  “You’re not a loser, Hook!”  “More self-pity from this guy? This … Continue reading

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Painted Ladies… “Repainted?” Another Murdoch Mysteries Review.

What can I say about an episode of Murdoch Mysteries that begins with a brilliant score, a deadpan joke from Det. Murdoch and most importantly, a dead guy who hoped to get lucky on a floating swan but instead got … Continue reading

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What I’ve Learned As A Bellman.

I’m not what you would call a smart man. (Just ask the wife.) However, after two decades (almost) as a bellman I can honestly say I know my way around the hospitality trenches with the best of them. And now … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Vanessa de Largie.

Vanessa de Largie uses her writing voice to “speak” her mind. Luckily for us, what’s on Vanessa de Largie’s mind is sex. Not wearing a bra. Double penetration. Threesomes. Double-blowjobs. Swallowing during oral sex. (Though to be clear, I guess … Continue reading

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Niagara Falls Is A Hot Spot! (But Not In The Way You Think.)

Admit it, when you think of Niagara Falls you instantly think of all the great places to have mind-blowing coitus, right? Or maybe not. Well, either way, sex is on the agenda today, folks. And why shouldn’t it be, right? … Continue reading

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