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The Tao of Captain Hook.
As you may or may not be aware, my friends, I have recently been promoted to Bell Captain, the ultimate case of the inmate running the asylum. Nevertheless, I’m doing my best to rise to the occasion and keep this … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged hotels, sex, The Hook, travel 24 Comments
10 Impressive Questions To Ask While Checking Into A Hotel.
Traditionally it’s the front desk clerk that asks the queries when a traveler approaches their desk, pulls out a credit card that will soon be smoking, and begins the laborious (and sometimes painful) check-in process. But it doesn’t have to … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Grim Reaper, Guests, Netflix, sex, Supernatural, travel, travel tips 24 Comments
A Gentleman’s Guide To… Well, You’ll See…
Can you tell the off-season has begun in the Niagara Falls hospitality biz? But seriously, no, scratch that, nothing about this post is going to be serious in tone. Though you may find some information that could prove beneficial at … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Mark Wahlberg, sex, Spidey sense, Taylor Swift 28 Comments
Seven Things I Learned In New York.
If the title wasn’t clear enough, I should tell you that I recently accompanied my daughter on her latest excursion to the Big Apple. And spoiler alert: I didn’t get into a fight with any New Yorkers in the Broadway … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Hookers, New York city, NYC, sex, travel, travel tips 15 Comments
The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part Three.
I’m not usually one to wax nostalgic, or anything else for that matter, but as my wife often says, “I’m really not into this anymore… but we’ve already started so we might as well finish.” 51) The blonde Return Guest … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Niagara Falls, rug rats, sex, The Hook, travel 20 Comments
What’s Going On, Hook?
Like my high school girlfriend told me when I announced my plans to move to Los Angeles and star in a series of adult films titled, “You’ve Been Hooked!”… it’s time to get real. I’ve been horribly blocked for some … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Dow Jones, News, sex, stock market crash, The Hook, The Jetsons, This Is Us, Trump 31 Comments
Don’t Go To Hotel Hell! (Always Ask A Bellman.)
Well, hello there! I’m afraid I didn’t see you there. (The Canadian government still hasn’t approved my patent for reverse cameras on computers which would allow me to forge a stronger, more intimate connection with my readers. Justin Trudeau is … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged John Wick, Krispy Kreme, Niagara Falls, sex, The Hook, travel 39 Comments
You Know You’ve Failed A Hotel Inspection When…
All licensed hotels, whether they’re a luxurious high-rise property or a scuzzy dive, have certain standards they must maintain in order to continue reaping the benefits of being a part of something larger than themselves. In other words, if a … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged bellmen, Guests, hotels, inspectors, Niagara Falls, sex, The Hook, travel 17 Comments
What Would “The Bellman Chronicles: The Series” Look Like Anyway? Part Two
Because one post simply wasn’t enough, and because no one demanded a part two… But I know you really wanted one. And because as a schoolboy I was taught never to begin a sentence with “because”, I have decided to … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Caddyshack, Rockin' Ronnie Stevens, sex, Star Wars, Television, The Bellman Chronicles, The Hook, The Walking Dead, travel, TV 24 Comments
What Would “The Bellman Chronicles: The Series” Look Like Anyway?
It will come as no surprise to the dozen of you who read this blog that I would very much like to see a live-action television series based on the contents of this space finally come to life. But it … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Bill Murray, blogging, Hulu, Netflix, Niagara Falls, sex, Television, The Hook, travel, TV, YouTube 24 Comments