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It’s Over!!!

Yes, the day has finally arrived… It seemed as though it was going to last forever… (And no, that wasn’t what she said – ever.) But… MARCH BREAK IS OVER!!!   They’re gone! Blessed be to all-mighty God herself… they’re … Continue reading

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I’m No Expert…

I’m no expert but if a guy is planning on embarking on a March Break road trip with his family and several others, you’d think he’d want to pay close attention to the itinerary, right? For example, if a middle-aged … Continue reading

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Money, money, money…

To say a bellman has a unique relationship with money is to suggest Donald Trump has hit a few speed bumps in his first one hundred days in office. Before I ever donned my first ill-fitted bellman uniform I knew … Continue reading

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It’s A Wonder I Survived Elementary School…

If you thought my cringe-worthy, unbelievably-embarrassing moments with the opposite sex started in high school… well then, you really need to rethink everything you thought you knew about The Hook, friends. I’ve been a loser since birth: My mother once … Continue reading

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Seven Travel Hacks For Morons.

To be clear, I’m not suggesting you’re a moron if you recognize yourself as someone who needs to follow my guidelines. But I am saying that we all make mistakes that make our lives more difficult than they need to … Continue reading

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The Hook: Certified 100% Canadian Loser.

My name is Robert, but you can call me the Hook, everyone else does… and I am a loser. At this point some of you are thinking the following:  “You’re not a loser, Hook!”  “More self-pity from this guy? This … Continue reading

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Painted Ladies… “Repainted?” Another Murdoch Mysteries Review.

What can I say about an episode of Murdoch Mysteries that begins with a brilliant score, a deadpan joke from Det. Murdoch and most importantly, a dead guy who hoped to get lucky on a floating swan but instead got … Continue reading

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