Tag Archives: sex

The Tao of Captain Hook.

Posted on 2021/08/17 by The Hook

As you may or may not be aware, my friends, I have recently been promoted to Bell Captain, the ultimate case of the inmate running the asylum. Nevertheless, I’m doing my best to rise to the occasion and keep this … Continue reading →

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10 Impressive Questions To Ask While Checking Into A Hotel.

Posted on 2018/11/09 by The Hook

Traditionally it’s the front desk clerk that asks the queries when a traveler approaches their desk, pulls out a credit card that will soon be smoking, and begins the laborious (and sometimes painful) check-in process. But it doesn’t have to … Continue reading →

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A Gentleman’s Guide To… Well, You’ll See…

Posted on 2018/11/01 by The Hook

Can you tell the off-season has begun in the Niagara Falls hospitality biz? But seriously, no, scratch that, nothing about this post is going to be serious in tone. Though you may find some information that could prove beneficial at … Continue reading →

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Seven Things I Learned In New York.

Posted on 2018/10/05 by The Hook

If the title wasn’t clear enough, I should tell you that I recently accompanied my daughter on her latest excursion to the Big Apple. And spoiler alert: I didn’t get into a fight with any New Yorkers in the Broadway … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part Three.

Posted on 2018/03/15 by The Hook

I’m not usually one to wax nostalgic, or anything else for that matter, but as my wife often says, “I’m really not into this anymore… but we’ve already started so we might as well finish.” 51)  The blonde Return Guest … Continue reading →

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What’s Going On, Hook?

Posted on 2018/02/06 by The Hook

Like my high school girlfriend told me when I announced my plans to move to Los Angeles and star in a series of adult films titled, “You’ve Been Hooked!”… it’s time to get real. I’ve been horribly blocked for some … Continue reading →

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Don’t Go To Hotel Hell! (Always Ask A Bellman.)

Posted on 2017/12/27 by The Hook

Well, hello there! I’m afraid I didn’t see you there. (The Canadian government still hasn’t approved my patent for reverse cameras on computers which would allow me to forge a stronger, more intimate connection with my readers. Justin Trudeau is … Continue reading →

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You Know You’ve Failed A Hotel Inspection When…

Posted on 2017/12/14 by The Hook

All licensed hotels, whether they’re a luxurious high-rise property or a scuzzy dive, have certain standards they must maintain in order to continue reaping the benefits of being a part of something larger than themselves. In other words, if a … Continue reading →

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What Would “The Bellman Chronicles: The Series” Look Like Anyway? Part Two

Posted on 2017/12/10 by The Hook

Because one post simply wasn’t enough, and because no one demanded a part two… But I know you really wanted one. And because as a schoolboy I was taught never to begin a sentence with “because”, I have decided to … Continue reading →

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What Would “The Bellman Chronicles: The Series” Look Like Anyway?

Posted on 2017/12/07 by The Hook

It will come as no surprise to the dozen of you who read this blog that I would very much like to see a live-action television series based on the contents of this space finally come to life. But it … Continue reading →

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