Tag Archives: Guests

The People In Hook’s Neighborhood: Sunday Edition.

(Yes, I realize it’s Friday. Shut up.) “Why Sunday? What makes that day so special, Hook”, you ask? Well, as I write this, it is my first day back since the Staycation from Hell. “What made it the Staycation from … Continue reading

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Told You We’d Be Revisiting This Topic Soon…

There have been many disturbing travel trends in Niagara of late. More toothless hookers than I’m comfortable writing about. An upswing in the number of drunken moms on Sunday morning. More cheap people in one city at one time than … Continue reading

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Customer Service, Hook Style.

HOOK’S NOTE:  We’re going to dispense with the foreplay again and get right to it. I know what you’re thinking, but as much as I love foreplay, sometimes you have to get right to the good stuff in order to … Continue reading

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More Fun On The Phone With The Hook.

Once again, I’ve decided to inspire a collective question among my readership. And not just, “Why the hell are we reading this blog? After all, there are literally a billion cat videos on YouTube, and there’s still some paint drying … Continue reading

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Sometimes Bits ‘n Bites Are All I Get.

A bellman truly is a fly on the wall – that often gets swatted away far too soon. No wonder my ears are always ringing… At any rate, today’s glorious ode to life in the hospitality trenches and virtual literature … Continue reading

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Ten Travelers.

Ten travelers stand in a hotel lobby, complete strangers to one another, bound only by their temporary location in time and space. Silently I sit at my desk, my perch, my observation post in the greatest experiment in all of … Continue reading

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The Hook – In A Nutshell Post.

Be forewarned, gentle readers, this post shoots straight from the hip. There will be no long, wind-baggy rants before we get to the point. I’m not interested in replicating the brilliance of, “It was the best of times,” and all … Continue reading

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