Tag Archives: Hookers

Let The REAL Summer Games Begin…

I spent a lot of time with my grandmother when I was a wee lad (yes, I actually was a young, innocent, non-snarky child once) living in St. Catharines, Ontario; my time with her shaped my life in ways I … Continue reading

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A Little Hump Day Humor From Your Pal, The Hook.

Sometimes all I get are the briefest of glimpses into the lives behind the hotel room doors. But sometimes a glimpse is all I need. Hotels, like every ordered system, have their own hierarchy. With the exception of management, Front … Continue reading

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Told You We’d Be Revisiting This Topic Soon…

There have been many disturbing travel trends in Niagara of late. More toothless hookers than I’m comfortable writing about. An upswing in the number of drunken moms on Sunday morning. More cheap people in one city at one time than … Continue reading

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Things You Should Never Say To A Niagara Falls Hooker.

Certain marketing geniuses have tried – rather unsuccessfully, it should be noted – to market Niagara Falls as a”Little Vegas” in the past. While my hometown has two casinos, it is no Las Vegas – by any means. And by … Continue reading

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The “F” In Front Desk Doesn’t Stand For Fun…

To be clear, I have nothing but love for my hospitality compatriots at the Front Desk. In general, at least. I’ve toiled in the hotel trenches for almost two decades now and in that time I’ve worked with hundreds of … Continue reading

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The Ultimate Travel Tip: NEVER Try To Negotiate With A Working Girl.

You’re a chuckling right now, but trust me, right now, somewhere in America, there is a man with extremely damaged testicles who can attest to the value of my advice. This poor, deluded, dumb-ass schmuck actually attempted to renegotiate the … Continue reading

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Remove The Absurdity From My Life…

And what remains? Nothing worth writing about, that’s for damn sure. It should be noted that I am referring to my life as a bellman. The world I live in outside of my role as The Hook has no bearing … Continue reading

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