Tag Archives: Hookers

A Bellman Is…

HOOK’S NOTE:  A little rehash for you today. I’ve covered this topic before, but Fan Expo Canada comes in like a nerdy wrecking ball this week, summer is winding down and I’m just plain knackered, so here we go again, … Continue reading

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Beware The Top of The World.

Being a bellman is akin to being a soldier. Except for the “serving your country while selflessly wading into danger” part, of course. But otherwise, there are more similarities than differences. Most bellmen have military-style haircuts. The hours suck. Adherence … Continue reading

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Once More Into The Breach…

All right, I’m back. At work, I mean. It feels strange to state, but life must go on. And so I’m back amongst the hookers, corporate drones, hardcore gamblers, sweet old ladies that smell like cheese and dead flowers, hockey … Continue reading

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The “Frozen Falls” And… Well, Read On…

For the 80th time… FAMILY OF SEVEN:  (In a collective screaming voice.)  WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FALLS AREN’T FROZEN OVER?  THAT’S WHY WE’RE HERE! ME:  (Sighing heavily.)  Even if the surface water freezes, the water below it never stops … Continue reading

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It’s Sunday… Time For A Blog Share!

Well, it’s Sunday again and that mean several things: Many of you are swearing off alcohol “forever”. Others are making bargains with various deities in hopes of vanquishing a killer hangover. My guests are slowly (very slowly), rising from their … Continue reading

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Saturday In A Nutshell.

Well, it’s Sunday. Again. And I’m knackered. Again. That about covers events in my world at the moment. See ya. Still here? Boy, you’re a trooper, aren’t you? All right fine, here we go… My Saturday in a Nutshell It … Continue reading

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The Hook’s Rules (Ten Of ’em, At Least.)

Once again, the American Thanksgiving holiday is upon us and you know what that means, right? Tons of well-intentioned, super cool – even from Ned Hickson – holiday posts. Well, this isn’t one of them so don’t get any ideas. … Continue reading

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