Tag Archives: Niagara Falls

Tour Season, Cultural Bridges Blown Asunder… And Godzilla!

Posted on 2018/10/15 by

Riddle me this, kids: When is a dreary, rainy Monday morning at the height of bus season in Niagara Falls anything but boring? Why, when you mix two Japanese tours, two buses, two clueless Japanese tour guides and two black-as-the-ace-of-spades … Continue reading →

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Summer of ’18… In Bite Sizes.

Posted on 2018/09/06 by

Well, another summer has come and gone – like most of the guests I deal with. Especially the hookers. This summer was no different than the last, truth be told. Last winter was a brutal one (it was slower than … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part Four.

Posted on 2018/03/18 by

Time for our fourth fantastic (as in the Fantastic Four) and final installment, kids! Yeah, I’m a nerd, but I’ve had sex with a woman, so what of it? Speaking of sex… FUN WITH HOOKERS – THAT DIDN’T COST ME … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part Three.

Posted on 2018/03/15 by

I’m not usually one to wax nostalgic, or anything else for that matter, but as my wife often says, “I’m really not into this anymore… but we’ve already started so we might as well finish.” 51)  The blonde Return Guest … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part Two.

Posted on 2018/03/11 by

All right, there’s no time for this foreplay stuff… so let’s get to it! Here are a few more of my most memorable moments at my place of business, my hell-away-from-home, my hood, if you will. 26)  My “101 Dalmatians … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part One.

Posted on 2018/03/09 by

So the other day I was escorting a yuppie (sorry, but they weren’t all exterminated in the Nineties, kids) corporate drone into the hotel and as I wheeled his packed-to-capacity-and-beyond cart of foam blocks, printers, posters and easels through the … Continue reading →

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It’s A New Dawn, It’s A New Post…

Posted on 2018/02/13 by

I have decided to choose a path after being at a crossroads for far too long, my friends. It’s taken time, more grains of sand through the hourglass than I could ever count in fact, but I’ve finally emerged from … Continue reading →

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