Tag Archives: Niagara Falls

Why I Love Winter In Niagara Falls.

To be clear, while I am a proud Canadian, I am definitely not a fan of temperatures so frigid they reduce my testicles to raisins… but if I have to spend winter anywhere in my home and native land I’m … Continue reading

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Niagara Falls Is A Hot Spot! (But Not In The Way You Think.)

Admit it, when you think of Niagara Falls you instantly think of all the great places to have mind-blowing coitus, right? Or maybe not. Well, either way, sex is on the agenda today, folks. And why shouldn’t it be, right? … Continue reading

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Canada Day Musings. (A Little Late.)

For most Canadians and visitors to our home and native land, Canada Day has little to do with celebrating the birth and endurance of one of the greatest nations on the planet. It’s about testing your liver’s limits, y’all. (Sorry … Continue reading

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Overheard In The Lobby: May Two-Four Weekend Edition.

Every May 24th, one of my colleagues makes the identical comment in an exasperated tone: “Hook. the May Two-Four weekend is always a zoo from Hell!  I’m not gonna make it this year!” But every year he does. However, his … Continue reading

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Let The REAL Summer Games Begin…

I spent a lot of time with my grandmother when I was a wee lad (yes, I actually was a young, innocent, non-snarky child once) living in St. Catharines, Ontario; my time with her shaped my life in ways I … Continue reading

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Not Quite Silent Sunday: Summer’s Here!

Yes, summertime has arrived in Niagara Falls, people. You know what that means, right? If you don’t, allow me to illuminate you. For a bellman, summertime is “Go Time”, baby! The pace can be furious – sometimes right after you … Continue reading

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Typical Stats From One Of My Atypical Days…

The work can be tedious at times, but the life of a bellman is anything but boring. Well, actually, it can be boring – but never for long. The truth is, my days fall into patterns of long stretches of … Continue reading

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