Tag Archives: Niagara Falls

Typical Stats From One Of My Atypical Days…

The work can be tedious at times, but the life of a bellman is anything but boring. Well, actually, it can be boring – but never for long. The truth is, my days fall into patterns of long stretches of … Continue reading

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Ten Signs Summer Has Almost Arrived In Niagara Falls.

As I’ve heard more than once, “Your foreplay could use a little work… could we just skip to the main event?” Words to live by, kids. Let’s get right to today’s main event. Never mind calendars or the words of … Continue reading

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31 Things You Never Knew About Nigara Falls.

My hometown is many things to many people, perhaps moreso than any other city on the planet. To some Niagara Falls is a city constructed around one of Mother Nature’s most powerful works of art. To others it is a … Continue reading

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More Fun On The Phone With The Hook.

Once again, I’ve decided to inspire a collective question among my readership. And not just, “Why the hell are we reading this blog? After all, there are literally a billion cat videos on YouTube, and there’s still some paint drying … Continue reading

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Things You Should Never Say To A Niagara Falls Hooker.

Certain marketing geniuses have tried – rather unsuccessfully, it should be noted – to market Niagara Falls as a”Little Vegas” in the past. While my hometown has two casinos, it is no Las Vegas – by any means. And by … Continue reading

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Silent Squirrel Sunday.

My bride of twenty-one-years has a gift. Okay, to be honest, she has many gifts. Some of which I can discuss, while divulging others would get me beaten with a cast-iron frying pan. I really mean that, by the way; … Continue reading

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Cheerleaders, man…

I’d like to begin by stating my love for cheerleaders and the parents who sacrifice so much to support them as they shake their pom-poms. I’d like to begin that way… I kid of course – but that’s only because … Continue reading

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