Tag Archives: Niagara Falls

An Open Letter To Kelly Ripa. (Or “Why Niagara Wants Another Scoop of Ripa.)

Technically, this is an open letter is to Kelly Ripa and Michael Strahan, but I’m going to concentrate on the lovely and radiant Kelly rather than her hunky co-star. (Don’t pout, Michael. You’re still rich, beautiful-but-in-a-manly way, and on TV. … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Shaun Majumder.

Mr. Majumder, You’re a world-class comic and not a psychic, but surely you realize what this post is all about, right? Your “This Beautiful Country” segment on this week’s This Hour Has 22 Minutes has not won you any new … Continue reading

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Jimmy Fallon In Niagara Falls: Pros and Cons.

My one-bellman campaign to draw Jimmy Fallon and The Tonight Show to Niagara Falls continues… Dear Jimmy, I know you’re a fan of the Pros and Cons form of listing, so without further adieu, let’s examine the Pros and Cons … Continue reading

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Top Eleven Reasons Why Jimmy Fallon Should Visit Niagara Falls.

Dear, Jimmy, My name is Robert Hookey. (You can call me The Hook, everyone else does. Sadly, I am not a pirate; I’m a Niagara Falls bellman with both hands.) I know you’re busy hosting the best damn talk show … Continue reading

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The Post I Almost Forgot To Title… But Obviously Didn’t.

So here’s the deal, readers: I’ve been overwhelmed by family responsibilities and crises of late. That, coupled with my desire to finish Book Two has left the blog gathering virtual dust (if such a thing exists). And simply put, that’s … Continue reading

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It’s Sunday… Time For A Blog Share!

Well, it’s Sunday again and that mean several things: Many of you are swearing off alcohol “forever”. Others are making bargains with various deities in hopes of vanquishing a killer hangover. My guests are slowly (very slowly), rising from their … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Mayor Jim Diodati

A certain Canadian mayor, one who hails from my province of Ontario to be exact, has attracted a ridiculous amount of attention these last few months. His ongoing, seemingly-endless antics have simultaneously delighted talk-show hosts and political pundits while reducing … Continue reading

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