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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #17.
When I was a schoolboy in the Canadian public education system (yes, the same one that produced Justins Bieber and Trudeau, sadly) I wrote a gripping series of stories about mythological heroes and superheroes of my own creation meeting in … Continue reading
A Winter’s Tale From The Bellman Chronicles.
As I’ve often said before, there is a ridiculous amount of downtime when you’re a bellman; guests arrive in waves rather than ripples so I find myself seeking out deep, meaningful conversations with my fellow hospitality wage slaves. I rarely … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Comfort Inn, hotels, Niagara Falls, The Bellman Chronicles, The Hook
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A Day In The Life. (Or At Least A Piece Of One.)
On a typically atypical Wednesday morning I made my way to the hotel’s mid-tower and knocked on one of the press-board doors that separate the inmates from those of us that try to run this particular asylum, not having any … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Asia, Canada, Crasians, Guests, hotel life, hotels, Niagara Falls, Spider-Man, Superman, The Hook, travel
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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #72.
Well, I’m twenty-eight posts into this sucker and I have to admit… I’m wavering; coming up with one hundred reasons to embrace life over death is proving more difficult than I ever would have imagined. This is a job for … Continue reading
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Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, Canada, Death, legalized weed, life, Niagara Falls, suicide, weed, winter storms, WWII
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The Bellman Chronicles Revisited.
I haven’t written much about my life in the hospitality trenches lately so here’s a brief look into my world. As a bellman I have one goal to achieve while I’m on a call (in lay terms that refers to … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged bellmen, cash, cheddar, Guests, hotels, Niagara Falls, tips, travel
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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #83.
A lifetime ago when I was a mere teenager (with hair) I stood at a guard rail along the Niagara Parkway and considered climbing over and throwing myself into the Niagara river. In retrospect I suppose I should’ve been smoking … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, Death, life, Niagara Falls, Niagara Parkway, stars, suicide, the stars
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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #85.
There was a gentleman in his Seventies who recently joined the ranks of lost souls who have given themselves over to despair and leapt into the depths of Niagara Falls; the Niagara Parks Police found his parked car nearby, loaded … Continue reading
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Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, Death, Niagara Falls, pizza, suicide
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