Tag Archives: Niagara Falls

More Fun On The Phone With The Hook.

Once again, I’ve decided to inspire a collective question among my readership. And not just, “Why the hell are we reading this blog? After all, there are literally a billion cat videos on YouTube, and there’s still some paint drying … Continue reading

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Things You Should Never Say To A Niagara Falls Hooker.

Certain marketing geniuses have tried – rather unsuccessfully, it should be noted – to market Niagara Falls as a”Little Vegas” in the past. While my hometown has two casinos, it is no Las Vegas – by any means. And by … Continue reading

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Silent Squirrel Sunday.

My bride of twenty-one-years has a gift. Okay, to be honest, she has many gifts. Some of which I can discuss, while divulging others would get me beaten with a cast-iron frying pan. I really mean that, by the way; … Continue reading

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Cheerleaders, man…

I’d like to begin by stating my love for cheerleaders and the parents who sacrifice so much to support them as they shake their pom-poms. I’d like to begin that way… I kid of course – but that’s only because … Continue reading

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It’s List Time, Kiddies!

Gather round the virtual campfire, children, it’s time for The Hook to read from ye olde list. In other words, here’s another lame-ass post cobbled together from my eighteen years in the Niagara Falls hospitality trenches. Excited yet? Either way, … Continue reading

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Everything You Ever Wanted To Ask The Hook…

…but weren’t interested enough to be bothered. As a bellman, and an endlessly-fascinating human being in general, I get a lot of queries thrown my way – and eggs and garbage, but that’s another story – and now I’ve decided … Continue reading

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What I Love About March Break.

March Break means something different when you’re under fire in the Niagara Falls hospitality trenches. To some it’s… To others it’s… But to me, it’s all about the things that some would count as negatives. To your buddy, The Hook, … Continue reading

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