Tag Archives: Caddyshack

100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #81.

I love the comment section of my blog; getting feedback from a stranger on how my behavior appears to the world around me is waaaay cheaper than therapy, although you can’t walk away from the experience with a prescription for … Continue reading

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What Would “The Bellman Chronicles: The Series” Look Like Anyway? Part Two

Because one post simply wasn’t enough, and because no one demanded a part two… But I know you really wanted one. And because as a schoolboy I was taught never to begin a sentence with “because”, I have decided to … Continue reading

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100 Not-So-Random Thoughts The Hook Has Every Day: Part Two.

Thank you for continuing this journey with me, even though it’s taken awhile. Now, where to begin… Oh wait, I know! 51)  “Where was I?” Honestly, I ask myself that question a million times a day.  I’m guilty of starting … Continue reading

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Ten People I Met On New Year’s Eve: Part Two.

If you missed Part One:  You’re on your own! I can’t do everything! Let’s continue, shall we? 7)  The Drunk Frat Boy From Boston Who Blew Chunks All Over His Girlfriend.  Please, sir, don’t ever change. Fat, drunk and stupid … Continue reading

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This One May Get Me Kicked Out of Niagara Falls For Good…

This post has been years in the making. Every year at this time I struggle with my true feelings concerning  the annual “Sleep Cheap Charities Reap” event in Niagara Falls. Known simply as Sleep Cheap, this event is simple: participating … Continue reading

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“I Really Need To Orphan Black Myself.”

Or if you prefer, “Thoughts That Floated Around/Through My Head as I Tried to Eat my Pizza in a Corner of the Casino That is Usually Quite Peaceful.” (Admittedly, titles aren’t my strong suit.) 1.  “Should I tell the wife … Continue reading

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