Tag Archives: Trump

And Now… The News, With The Hook

Posted on 2019/09/18 by The Hook

Nothing new to report, the hiatus continues as The Hook is as mentally blocked as an eleven-year-old boy who just used his parent’s Visa to order ten quadruple cheese pizzas while they were at counseling. I’m feeling pretty good (with … Continue reading →

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From Fiction To All-Too Real Fact In Seconds.

Posted on 2018/04/14 by The Hook

My daughter lost a bit of her innocence last night. At ease, people, no salacious details will be found here. I’m about to wax philosophical. Whatever the hell that means. So there we were, watching the last ten seconds of … Continue reading →

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What’s Going On, Hook?

Posted on 2018/02/06 by The Hook

Like my high school girlfriend told me when I announced my plans to move to Los Angeles and star in a series of adult films titled, “You’ve Been Hooked!”… it’s time to get real. I’ve been horribly blocked for some … Continue reading →

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What The Hell Is The Hook Thinking Now?

Posted on 2017/08/07 by The Hook

It’s Monday, I’m still wrestling with personal demons, the hotel is full and so is my day. So here we go… ONE)  The Price Was Right, Obviously.  Kayleigh McEnany (don’t feel bad, I had no idea who the hell she … Continue reading →

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What’s On The Hook’s Mind Now?

Posted on 2017/07/24 by The Hook

IT’S MONDAAAAY! How’s that hangover treating you, friends? My apologies for the overbearing cyber-stimulation.  I simply felt the need to be a dick. To be fair, it’s in my DNA, so… #BoycottSearsCanada… Do it now!  Where’s a pack of angry … Continue reading →

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It’s Monday; What’s On The Hook’s Mind?

Posted on 2017/07/17 by The Hook

Filling this space with something, pretty much anything, obviously. So let’s get started, shall we? ONE)  Seriously?  It’s World Emoji Day. If you were unaware of this real-world celebration of the virtual world, congratulations; it may not be much but … Continue reading →

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365 Wishes For My Country In 2017.

Posted on 2017/01/01 by The Hook

This new year of 365 days, collectively referred to as 2017, is my home and native land’s 150th birthday. I know, right? Canada doesn’t look a day over 80. Must be all the cardio and apologizing.  Nevertheless, here are a … Continue reading →

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The Hook On… Aging.

Posted on 2016/11/26 by The Hook

This is how I do a “Thought Of The Day” post, kids, so buckle up… Castro’s revolution is finally over. Leonard has sang Hallelujah for the last time. The United States of America clearly hates itself and so it has … Continue reading →

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10 Things In 10 Days: #8.

Posted on 2016/07/24 by The Hook

With the possible exception of bacon popsicles (made from frozen bacon grease) they are the perfect summer food. Yes, I am referring to… #98:  Ice Cream Sangwiches. They cool you off when summer has depleted your internal water reserves. They’re … Continue reading →

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10 Things In 10 Days: #9.

Posted on 2016/07/23 by The Hook

More bellman bitchin’, served up hot and ready for your dining pleasure, friends. #99: Travelers Who Develop Instantaneous Amnesia. While I’m perfectly willing to acknowledge how difficult it can be to keep one’s head above water financially these days, if … Continue reading →

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