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And Now… The News, With The Hook
Nothing new to report, the hiatus continues as The Hook is as mentally blocked as an eleven-year-old boy who just used his parent’s Visa to order ten quadruple cheese pizzas while they were at counseling. I’m feeling pretty good (with … Continue reading
From Fiction To All-Too Real Fact In Seconds.
My daughter lost a bit of her innocence last night. At ease, people, no salacious details will be found here. I’m about to wax philosophical. Whatever the hell that means. So there we were, watching the last ten seconds of … Continue reading
What’s Going On, Hook?
Like my high school girlfriend told me when I announced my plans to move to Los Angeles and star in a series of adult films titled, “You’ve Been Hooked!”… it’s time to get real. I’ve been horribly blocked for some … Continue reading
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Tagged Dow Jones, News, sex, stock market crash, The Hook, The Jetsons, This Is Us, Trump
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What The Hell Is The Hook Thinking Now?
It’s Monday, I’m still wrestling with personal demons, the hotel is full and so is my day. So here we go… ONE) The Price Was Right, Obviously. Kayleigh McEnany (don’t feel bad, I had no idea who the hell she … Continue reading
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Tagged Jamestown, Jamestwon NY, Kayleigh McEnany, Lucille Ball, Lucy Comedy fest, the Dark Tower, Trump
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What’s On The Hook’s Mind Now?
IT’S MONDAAAAY! How’s that hangover treating you, friends? My apologies for the overbearing cyber-stimulation. I simply felt the need to be a dick. To be fair, it’s in my DNA, so… #BoycottSearsCanada… Do it now! Where’s a pack of angry … Continue reading
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Tagged CNN, Kellyanne Conway, San Diego Comic Con, Trump, Will Smith, Wonder Woman
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It’s Monday; What’s On The Hook’s Mind?
Filling this space with something, pretty much anything, obviously. So let’s get started, shall we? ONE) Seriously? It’s World Emoji Day. If you were unaware of this real-world celebration of the virtual world, congratulations; it may not be much but … Continue reading
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Tagged Ann Coulter, CNN, Doctor Who, Jodie Whittaker, Monday, travel, Trump
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365 Wishes For My Country In 2017.
This new year of 365 days, collectively referred to as 2017, is my home and native land’s 150th birthday. I know, right? Canada doesn’t look a day over 80. Must be all the cardio and apologizing. Nevertheless, here are a … Continue reading
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Tagged 2016, 2017, Bell Canada, Canada's 150th birthday, Kenna James, Mercedes Carrera, Superman, The Bellman Chronicles, The Hook, Trump
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The Hook On… Aging.
This is how I do a “Thought Of The Day” post, kids, so buckle up… Castro’s revolution is finally over. Leonard has sang Hallelujah for the last time. The United States of America clearly hates itself and so it has … Continue reading
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Tagged aging, Castro, Family Guy, Hookisms, Leonard Cohen, mid-life crisis, Trump
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10 Things In 10 Days: #8.
With the possible exception of bacon popsicles (made from frozen bacon grease) they are the perfect summer food. Yes, I am referring to… #98: Ice Cream Sangwiches. They cool you off when summer has depleted your internal water reserves. They’re … Continue reading
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Tagged bacon, countdowns, Donal Trump, ice cream, ice cream sandwiches, King Tut, summer, Trump
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10 Things In 10 Days: #9.
More bellman bitchin’, served up hot and ready for your dining pleasure, friends. #99: Travelers Who Develop Instantaneous Amnesia. While I’m perfectly willing to acknowledge how difficult it can be to keep one’s head above water financially these days, if … Continue reading