Tag Archives: travel tips

10 Impressive Questions To Ask While Checking Into A Hotel.

Posted on 2018/11/09 by The Hook

Traditionally it’s the front desk clerk that asks the queries when a traveler approaches their desk, pulls out a credit card that will soon be smoking, and begins the laborious (and sometimes painful) check-in process. But it doesn’t have to … Continue reading →

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Seven Things I Learned In New York.

Posted on 2018/10/05 by The Hook

If the title wasn’t clear enough, I should tell you that I recently accompanied my daughter on her latest excursion to the Big Apple. And spoiler alert: I didn’t get into a fight with any New Yorkers in the Broadway … Continue reading →

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Seven Travel Hacks For Morons.

Posted on 2017/02/11 by The Hook

To be clear, I’m not suggesting you’re a moron if you recognize yourself as someone who needs to follow my guidelines. But I am saying that we all make mistakes that make our lives more difficult than they need to … Continue reading →

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What I’ve Learned As A Bellman.

Posted on 2016/11/18 by The Hook

I’m not what you would call a smart man. (Just ask the wife.) However, after two decades (almost) as a bellman I can honestly say I know my way around the hospitality trenches with the best of them. And now … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Guide To Packing Like A (Fake) Pro.

Posted on 2016/08/11 by The Hook

As a bellman every day I see just what can happen when a traveler approaches packing with all the care and consideration Donald Trump approaches a run for the presidency of the United States. Sure, on the face of it, … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Aluminum Rules of Travel: Part Four.

Posted on 2016/02/15 by The Hook

 And now, the words you’ve all been dying to hear… we’re almost done! Three)  Never forget: Everything has its breaking point, even your credibility. You may fancy yourself the master of your own tale, capable of building up a legend … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Aluminum Rules of Travel: Part One.

Posted on 2016/02/08 by The Hook

(What? You think I can afford gold on a bellman’s salary?)   “I want you to be nice.. until it’s time to… not be nice.” – The late Patrick Swayze as James Dalton in the 1989 white trash classic flick, … Continue reading →

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The Ultimate Travel Tip: NEVER Try To Negotiate With A Working Girl.

Posted on 2016/01/22 by The Hook

You’re a chuckling right now, but trust me, right now, somewhere in America, there is a man with extremely damaged testicles who can attest to the value of my advice. This poor, deluded, dumb-ass schmuck actually attempted to renegotiate the … Continue reading →

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Things You Should Never Do While Traveling.

Posted on 2015/12/07 by The Hook

Short ‘n sweet today, kids. But pay close attention, okay? Give a hooker your ATM card and pin number so she can withdraw her fee from the lobby bank machine while you call your wife. Tell a bellman, “I don’t … Continue reading →

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Five Ways To Actually Enjoy Your Vacation: Part 3.

Posted on 2015/11/10 by The Hook

So you’ve laid down the law with your family (you hope!) and the funds are available – with plenty of wiggle room for unexpected expenses – and now all you have to do is pack and the “trip of a … Continue reading →

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