Tag Archives: Spider-Man

Valentine’s Day Through The Hook’s Eyes.

Posted on 2015/02/12 by

So they tell me something called “Valentine’s Day” is around the corner. Personally, I’ve always assumed this “holiday” was an urban legend like the female orgasm or a period in human history without the deliciously horrific taint of the Kardashians. … Continue reading →

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The Hook Finally Returns.

Posted on 2014/10/04 by

I’m back in uniform… but up until now, I haven’t really felt like I’ve truly returned to the typical, run-of-the-mill, everyday, atypical, out-of-the-ordinary life that I live between the hotel’s walls. Did that sentence make you dizzy? Good. That’s merely … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Signs Your Vacation Date is Dead on Arrival.

Posted on 2013/01/24 by

Over the course of my fifteen years as a bellman, I’ve seen hundreds of couples that are traveling together for the first time. Some of these trips go well. Some do not.   The first five are “guy-centric”: 1) Your … Continue reading →

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Ten Terrible Things About Spider-Man #700.

Posted on 2012/12/29 by

FOR THE UNINITIATED: (In other words, the non-nerds who are scratching their heads raw right now) the 700th and final issue of Marvel Comics’ Amazing Spider-Man unveiled the outcome of the body-switching storyline revealed last month in issue #698: (btw, … Continue reading →

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