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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #20.
I, Robert “The Hook” Hookey, am a people person. I hope you weren’t drinking coffee, or anything else for that matter, as you read that opening line – because now it’s no doubt all over your phone, screen or tablet. … Continue reading
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Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, Death, Fortress of Solitude, life, suicide, Superman
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A Day In The Life. (Or At Least A Piece Of One.)
On a typically atypical Wednesday morning I made my way to the hotel’s mid-tower and knocked on one of the press-board doors that separate the inmates from those of us that try to run this particular asylum, not having any … Continue reading
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Tagged Asia, Canada, Crasians, Guests, hotel life, hotels, Niagara Falls, Spider-Man, Superman, The Hook, travel
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What’s The Hook Up To Anyway?
By now I’m sure at least eight of you are wondering, “What the hell’s going on with your ‘100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself” series, Hook? Right? Right? Well anyway, I started this (hopefully) life-affirming series to be slightly selfish … Continue reading
100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #96.
I know you’re hungover but this one is as timely as all get-up… So tough noogies. Yes, I’m a polite little devil, aren’t I? #96: The New Year. New Year’s Eve isn’t just an excuse to party and drink until … Continue reading
Why I Love Being Canadian.
There are many things one can choose to be in this life but you can’t pick your parents or where you’re going to escape from the womb. That said, I’m damn glad my origin story began North of the border. … Continue reading
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Tagged Canada, Canada 150, Dildo Newfoundland, Elisha Cuthbert, Superman, William Shatner
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Is “Super-Dad” Dead?
I’m a tremendous admirer of Cyndi Lauper. Strange way to begin this piece, I know, but if you’re willing to travel a bit with me, all will become clear I promise. To clarify, I admire one specific Lauper song, Time … Continue reading
365 Wishes For My Country In 2017.
This new year of 365 days, collectively referred to as 2017, is my home and native land’s 150th birthday. I know, right? Canada doesn’t look a day over 80. Must be all the cardio and apologizing. Nevertheless, here are a … Continue reading
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Tagged 2016, 2017, Bell Canada, Canada's 150th birthday, Kenna James, Mercedes Carrera, Superman, The Bellman Chronicles, The Hook, Trump
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