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The Hook Plays God.

Hello again, friends. It’s been awhile, hasn’t it? Sorry for being AWOL for so long; my world, and the whole world, for that matter, just hasn’t been the same for a year. As humanity was forced to hit the pause … Continue reading

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #84.

I’m a pretty direct guy but depression isn’t an irritating co-worker or that crazy UPS guy that keeps delivering your Austin Powers Authentic Swedish Penis Pump in the neighbor’s yard that you can confront face-to-face. No, you have to take … Continue reading

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This is as philospophical as I get on a Sunday.

The words you are about to read were originally written for my second book but since a lack of cohesion was one of the major downfalls of my first tome, I’ve decided to share them here. Truthfully, I don’t think … Continue reading

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Two Hooks For The Price of One!

It’s finally here. After years of waiting, “Take Your Kid To Work Day” has arrived at last. My lovely daughter – the greatest gift “The Big Guy” has ever blessed me with – will be joining me at work today … Continue reading

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THE BELLMAN CHRONICLES – FREE FOR 2 DAYS!

The cyber-flood gates have opened and now (“now” meaning 12:01 a.m. Sept. 10 – 12:00 a.m September 11) my “love letter” to the Niagara Falls hospitality industry is free to anyone with the means to download it. Even the douchebags. … Continue reading

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You Don’t Pull The Mask Off That Old Lone Ranger And You Don’t Mess Around With The Hook!

Some guests just don’t get it. Or rather, they simply don’t care. I recently ran into a guy who felt he could score some points with his girlfriend if he ran down the bellman. Unfortunately, he failed to take two … Continue reading

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