Category Archives: Social Commentary

100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #69.

Posted on 2019/02/23 by The Hook

Today’s selection truly zeroes in on my recurring theme of “the little things can make all the difference in the world.” A wise man once said, “It is better to look good than to feel good”. But I say, “Why … Continue reading →

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100 Not-So-Random Thoughts The Hook Has Every Day: Part Two.

Posted on 2017/10/28 by The Hook

Thank you for continuing this journey with me, even though it’s taken awhile. Now, where to begin… Oh wait, I know! 51)  “Where was I?” Honestly, I ask myself that question a million times a day.  I’m guilty of starting … Continue reading →

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There Are No Simple Questions When You’re The Hook!

Posted on 2015/11/13 by The Hook

Before We Begin:  This post was written a year ago, hence the tension laced throughout. I’ve actually mellowed since, but I thought you’d like this piece nonetheless. After all, who doesn’t love a good rant, right? Enjoy. QUESTION: What do … Continue reading →

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A Brief Look Behind The Curtain That Separates My Two Worlds.

Posted on 2014/05/10 by The Hook

There are two worlds in my universe. In one, I’m the world’s only blogging bellman, The Hook, and in the other I am plain ole Robert Hookey. One may seem pedestrian compared to the other, but trust me, they’re equally … Continue reading →

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I originally pitched this to The HuffPost, but since they hate me and NEVER respond to my work…

Posted on 2014/03/01 by The Hook

Seriously, they love Ironic Mom Leanne Shirtliffe, but the folks at The HuffPo hate my guts so much they refuse to even respond to any of the numerous pitches I’ve sent them over the years. Is a simple “Drop dead, … Continue reading →

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The Hook Adresses His Critics….

Posted on 2012/07/24 by The Hook

It was recently brought to my attention that my work is considered to be mean-spirited towards tourists, to which I respond with the following query: so what?  Is Denis Leary considered a mean person? Is Lewis Black considered a vindictive … Continue reading →

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The Bellman Chronicles Is “Live” On The Kindle!

Posted on 2012/07/20 by The Hook

The final hurdle has been overcome: my love letter to the hospitality industry is now available on the Kindle store. That’s pretty much it, folks. I’d love it if everyone bought it – it’s a steal $4.99 – but even … Continue reading →

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10 Terrible Things About Summer: Bellman Edition!

Posted on 2012/07/16 by The Hook

Yes, you’re still reading You’ve Been Hooked! Bear with me, okay? I know how busy we all are this summer, so here is a quick – but hopefully enjoyable – read. I hope it brings you some respite from the … Continue reading →

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SUMMER’S HERE! TIME FOR A TRAVEL TIP – OR TWO…

Posted on 2012/07/05 by The Hook

There has been a fundamental shift in the hospitality industry that  has forced front-line personnel like myself to adjust the manner in which we carry out our duties. In other words, more and more douchebags have begun to appear on … Continue reading →

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The Bellman Chronicles Goes “Live” – At Last!

Posted on 2012/06/28 by The Hook

OCTOBER 22, 2010: After much consideration and with tremendous trepidation, The Hook launches his first blog and joins the ranks of the WordPress community. A second blog, The Book of Terrible, soon follows. My life would never be the same. … Continue reading →

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