Tag Archives: Bree Olson

A Holiday Post Unlike Any Other.

Posted on 2014/12/28 by The Hook

I’m not sure why, but I haven’t felt very festive this year. Fortunately, that hasn’t stopped the chaos from flowing like cheap wine at work. Here now, for your pleasure/amusement/horror are my Top Ten Holiday moments/Guests so far. 10)  The … Continue reading →

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31 Things I’d Rather Do Than Serve A Hockey Family.

Posted on 2014/11/09 by The Hook

BEFORE WE BEGIN:  To be perfectly clear, as a bellman, I have no qualms about serving, well, anyone. However, there is a small percentage of parents whose children play the great Canadian sport of hockey that make my skin crawl … Continue reading →

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It’s Freaky Friday… Hook Style.

Posted on 2014/05/09 by The Hook

It’s Friday, I’m in a weird mood and I don’t really feel like writing about the hotel, but I just can’t help myself… For example, here’s what happened when I encountered a middle-aged harpy whose brain was as decayed as … Continue reading →

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More Sunday Morning Fun With The Hook!

Posted on 2011/04/10 by The Hook

Another Sunday morning check-out has come and gone. As usual, things went as smoothly as the fall of Saigon. There were a few douchebags who stood head and shoulders above the rest like the group of twenty-something guys who stumbled … Continue reading →

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Let’s Call This One…”The Fluffer Story!”

Posted on 2011/04/06 by The Hook

They say the pen is mightier than the sword, but sometimes a dictionary can be a man’s greatest asset. As a rule I don’t like to write about people I work with – it just doesn’t seem fair to them. … Continue reading →

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Fun On The Phone With The Hook!

Posted on 2011/03/18 by The Hook

THE HOOK: Hello, Bell Desk, how may I help you? RANDOM HORNY GUEST : (With prominent foreign accent) Yes, I paid for the deluxe adult movie package which was supposed to last for 12 hours and I just came back … Continue reading →

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