Tag Archives: The Misadventures of Misery

5×5 With The Hook: Linda DeMeulemeester

My daughter, Sarah, is very selective when it comes to choosing heroes. She doesn’t award her loyalty to just anyone. So trust me when I tell you this: Linda DeMeulemeester has earned a special place in my daughter’s heart. Her … Continue reading

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More Canadian Lily and Lobby Confessions.

Yes, I know “Canadian Lily” sounds like a brand of alcohol, but I was in the zone. Shut up. If you haven’t read Lily Morgan’s 5×5 installment yet, you’re cheating yourself. Go back and do it – NOW!   Lily … Continue reading

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Coming NEVER to a Television Screen Near You…

Don’t blame me for this rambling mess of a post. Today is my Monday, folks. (Thanks for that, Thanksgiving. Love ya.) A mild-mannered bellman finds himself swept up into a disaster of epic proportions when a freak meteorological disaster drops thousands of … Continue reading

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I Still Suck At Titles, But I Need Your Attention For A Moment, Please.

MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 2, 2013 Another summer has fallen in the endless battle of seasons, and so the skies have begun to grow darker sooner as we measure time. In the blink of a mortal’s eye, Jack Frost will run his … Continue reading

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Not Being Kryptonian Sucks.

EARLY, FAR TOO EARLY, SUNDAY, SEPT. 1, 2013: The skies are clear, the sun is shining like a super star and the natives are beginning to stir from their alcohol/party/passion-induced slumber. The valet deck will soon stink of fossil fuels, … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Ellen DeGeneres

Dearest Ellen, Hello. How are you? That’s great to hear, seriously. Listen, I know you’ve got a full plate in front of you right now (Okay, maybe not literally; you don’t look like you eat that much, to be honest. … Continue reading

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