Tag Archives: Rob Ford

Ten Reasons Breakfast Television Should Include Niagara Falls.

So our good friend, Niagara Falls Mayor Jim Diodati, has proposed a new morning show feature on Toronto’s Breakfast Television: Live weekly hits from Niagara Falls.  Anyone out there wondering how yours truly feels about that? Anyone? Bueller? Now that … Continue reading

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31 Things I’d Rather Do Than Serve A Hockey Family.

BEFORE WE BEGIN:  To be perfectly clear, as a bellman, I have no qualms about serving, well, anyone. However, there is a small percentage of parents whose children play the great Canadian sport of hockey that make my skin crawl … Continue reading

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I want to be funny, snarky and entertaining right now, but…

The lobby is colder than Ellen DeGeneres while envisioning Jonah Hill’s penis. My hands resemble a Gorn’s scaly exterior. (Yeah, I’m a nerd. Get over it. I’ve had intercourse, so I get a pass. Shut up.) The hotel, much like … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To The Lost.

This is for everyone out there who is currently hearing the whispers of desperation, the call of the void reaching out to them, even in the places we hide. My name is Robert and I have something to say. I … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Jewels

Welcome to Wednesday, folks. Rob Ford is still raging, new comic book are on the shelves, and people are still scratching their heads raw pondering the question, “How can the government let The Biebs  roam the world free, terrorizing an … Continue reading

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Friday Fun With Guests and The Last Word (probably not) on Rob Ford.

One-and-a-half hours into what was shaping up to be a sedate, run-of-the-mill shift, I was reminded of how lucky I am to be living and working in this city, in this hotel, in this day and age. After years of … Continue reading

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This Rob Ford Mess Has Been Hard On Everyone. You Look Like You Could Use A Laugh…

In the midst of the relentless media storm that is the Rob Ford saga, there have actually been a few moments in my life that have served to remind me of the value of a good laugh. The days have … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

If you’ve been in a Twinkie-induced coma or have been living with Mole People in a subterranean metropolis, here is a link to get you up-to-date on this whole Mayor Rob Ford nuclear meltdown. A word of caution: you’ll be … Continue reading

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