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Tag Archives: Game of Thrones
100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #32.
As some of you are aware, I am one of the few mammals alive that hasn’t been enraptured by the cultural phenomena known throughout the Multiverse as Game of Thrones. I know, I know, it’s crazy, right? Nevertheless, I’ve yet … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, Death, Game of Thrones, life, suicide, summer, summertime 30 Comments
The Hook’s Guide To Surviving The Holidays.
Decking the halls with boughs of holly (whatever the hell that actually means) sounds great on paper but the holidays make most people want to deck the halls with gallons of blood. Sure, we need those family bonds to sustain … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Christmas and holiday season, Family, Game of Thrones, Scrooged, The Hook 37 Comments
It’s List Time, Kiddies!
Gather round the virtual campfire, children, it’s time for The Hook to read from ye olde list. In other words, here’s another lame-ass post cobbled together from my eighteen years in the Niagara Falls hospitality trenches. Excited yet? Either way, … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, laundry chutes, Niagara Falls, sex, Sonic the Hedgehog, The Big Bang Theory, The Walking Dead 44 Comments
Silent Sunday: Game of Bones.
“There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man.” And a doggie who hasn’t received her daily allotment of Milk Bones… See you in the lobby, kids…
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Game of Thrones, Milk Bones 16 Comments
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Aussa Lorens.
Uncovering the information you are about to read required the sacrifice of dozens of lives. Of course, they were the lives of interns so who gives a toss, really? Aussa Lorens (that may or may not be her real name), … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Aussa Lorens, Game of Thrones, NaBloPoMo, Wonder Woman 14 Comments
It’s Monday! (Which is my only excuse for this post.)
So it’s Monday. Let’s allow that to sink in, shall we? Everyone good? Then we’ll begin. Yesterday was a particularly brutal check-out rush. Like, Game of Thrones brutal. Okay, so no one was skinned alive or murdered during a wedding … Continue reading
5×5 With The Hook: Britt of Blooms and Bubbles. (it’s still East Meets Breast…)
To be honest, folks, I’m not sure I can do today’s guest justice. It’s that simple. Britt Lee is many things: Achingly gorgeous. (Seriously, my wife was standing over my shoulder the first time I saw Britt’s image on my … Continue reading