Tag Archives: Game of Thrones

100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #32.

Posted on 2019/05/16 by The Hook

As some of you are aware, I am one of the few mammals alive that hasn’t been enraptured by the cultural phenomena known throughout the Multiverse as Game of Thrones. I know, I know, it’s crazy, right? Nevertheless, I’ve yet … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Guide To Surviving The Holidays.

Posted on 2016/12/23 by The Hook

Decking the halls with boughs of holly (whatever the hell that actually means) sounds great on paper but the holidays make most people want to deck the halls with gallons of blood. Sure, we need those family bonds to sustain … Continue reading →

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It’s List Time, Kiddies!

Posted on 2016/04/13 by The Hook

Gather round the virtual campfire, children, it’s time for The Hook to read from ye olde list. In other words, here’s another lame-ass post cobbled together from my eighteen years in the Niagara Falls hospitality trenches. Excited yet? Either way, … Continue reading →

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Silent Sunday: Game of Bones.

Posted on 2016/01/24 by The Hook

“There is no creature on earth half so terrifying as a truly just man.”   And a doggie who hasn’t received her daily allotment of Milk Bones… See you in the lobby, kids…  

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Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Aussa Lorens.

Posted on 2015/11/28 by The Hook

Uncovering the information you are about to read required the sacrifice of dozens of lives. Of course, they were the lives of interns so who gives a toss, really? Aussa Lorens (that may or may not be her real name), … Continue reading →

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It’s Monday! (Which is my only excuse for this post.)

Posted on 2015/06/01 by The Hook

So it’s Monday. Let’s allow that to sink in, shall we? Everyone good? Then we’ll begin. Yesterday was a particularly brutal check-out rush. Like, Game of Thrones brutal. Okay, so no one was skinned alive or murdered during a wedding … Continue reading →

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5×5 With The Hook: Britt of Blooms and Bubbles. (it’s still East Meets Breast…)

Posted on 2014/04/28 by The Hook

To be honest, folks, I’m not sure I can do today’s guest justice. It’s that simple. Britt Lee is many things: Achingly gorgeous. (Seriously, my wife was standing over my shoulder the first time I saw Britt’s image on my … Continue reading →

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