Tag Archives: Porn

Blogging: The Best Cheap-Ass Therapy I Can Afford On A Bellman’s Salary.

Posted on 2017/05/02 by The Hook

HOOK’S NOTE:  I haven’t been feeling like myself for a few days. My IBS, which has plagued me for over two years but has just been diagnosed, has me feeling washed out, fed up and angry. (Yes, I have a … Continue reading →

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The Hook On… “Those Types of Movies”.

Posted on 2016/08/22 by The Hook

I like porn. There, I said it. I’m not a deviant nor have I ever been into fifty shades of anything. I don’t drink or consume drugs other than Advil. A cigarette (of any kind) never meets my lips. I’ve … Continue reading →

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Welcome To My M.O.A.T.

Posted on 2016/07/12 by The Hook

Welcome, everyone, to my first Monday On A Tuesday post, where I share one of those, “That actually happened, Hook?” stories. This initial foray is brief but unfreakin’ believable – until you remember it happened to me. I arrived at … Continue reading →

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Epic Romantic Fails.

Posted on 2016/02/03 by The Hook

Well, it’s February, kiddies! Sorry, I all assumed you were too poor to afford a calendar. I’m so ashamed. At any rate, this is the month we all get to obsess over the outcome of one single day. And do … Continue reading →

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Who Is The Hook, Really?

Posted on 2016/01/02 by The Hook

Here we go, kids, another chapter in the ongoing exploration of my psyche. Brace yourselves, this one gets a bit salty… To better understand Robert “The Hook” Hookey, one need only look at the following scenario that recently unfolded in … Continue reading →

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And The “Hits” Keep On Comin…

Posted on 2015/11/05 by The Hook

It is a freakishly-warm November day in Niagara Falls as I write this and yet, my mind is preoccupied with… doing nothing? Bear with me, friends. You see, once this warm spell passes – and it will – Old Man … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Mini-Guide To Hotel Sex.

Posted on 2015/05/10 by The Hook

In retrospect, using the words “mini” and “sex” in the same title may have been an error in judgement on my part… At any rate, now that I’ve covered the general rules of travel, the next logical step is to … Continue reading →

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31 Things I’d Rather Do Than Serve A Hockey Family.

Posted on 2014/11/09 by The Hook

BEFORE WE BEGIN:  To be perfectly clear, as a bellman, I have no qualms about serving, well, anyone. However, there is a small percentage of parents whose children play the great Canadian sport of hockey that make my skin crawl … Continue reading →

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5×5 With The Hook: August McLaughlin

Posted on 2014/06/02 by The Hook

Forgive the outdated reference, but my guest today is the Dr. Ruth of WordPress. If Dr. Ruth was a hundred years younger, infinitely hipper and hotter than a firecracker dipped in jet fuel, that is. Who doesn’t love a gal … Continue reading →

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I originally pitched this to The HuffPost, but since they hate me and NEVER respond to my work…

Posted on 2014/03/01 by The Hook

Seriously, they love Ironic Mom Leanne Shirtliffe, but the folks at The HuffPo hate my guts so much they refuse to even respond to any of the numerous pitches I’ve sent them over the years. Is a simple “Drop dead, … Continue reading →

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