Tag Archives: Porn

Blogging: The Best Cheap-Ass Therapy I Can Afford On A Bellman’s Salary.

HOOK’S NOTE:  I haven’t been feeling like myself for a few days. My IBS, which has plagued me for over two years but has just been diagnosed, has me feeling washed out, fed up and angry. (Yes, I have a … Continue reading

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The Hook On… “Those Types of Movies”.

I like porn. There, I said it. I’m not a deviant nor have I ever been into fifty shades of anything. I don’t drink or consume drugs other than Advil. A cigarette (of any kind) never meets my lips. I’ve … Continue reading

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Welcome To My M.O.A.T.

Welcome, everyone, to my first Monday On A Tuesday post, where I share one of those, “That actually happened, Hook?” stories. This initial foray is brief but unfreakin’ believable – until you remember it happened to me. I arrived at … Continue reading

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Epic Romantic Fails.

Well, it’s February, kiddies! Sorry, I all assumed you were too poor to afford a calendar. I’m so ashamed. At any rate, this is the month we all get to obsess over the outcome of one single day. And do … Continue reading

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Who Is The Hook, Really?

Here we go, kids, another chapter in the ongoing exploration of my psyche. Brace yourselves, this one gets a bit salty… To better understand Robert “The Hook” Hookey, one need only look at the following scenario that recently unfolded in … Continue reading

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And The “Hits” Keep On Comin…

It is a freakishly-warm November day in Niagara Falls as I write this and yet, my mind is preoccupied with… doing nothing? Bear with me, friends. You see, once this warm spell passes – and it will – Old Man … Continue reading

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The Hook’s Mini-Guide To Hotel Sex.

In retrospect, using the words “mini” and “sex” in the same title may have been an error in judgement on my part… At any rate, now that I’ve covered the general rules of travel, the next logical step is to … Continue reading

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