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Tag Archives: the Kardashians
100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself #40.
I’ve been doing my best (mostly) to dissuade you, my fellow humans, from taking your own lives but let’s assume for a moment that my skills don’t really extend beyond packing a luggage cart like a boss while extracting a … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged 100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself, Death, Heaven, Hell, Kardashians, life, suicide, the Devil, the Kardashians 10 Comments
The Hook: Certified 100% Canadian Loser.
My name is Robert, but you can call me the Hook, everyone else does… and I am a loser. At this point some of you are thinking the following: “You’re not a loser, Hook!” “More self-pity from this guy? This … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Canada, childhood, politics, sex, St. Catharines, The Hook, the Kardashians, the Seventies 46 Comments
Praise is Cheap… But Priceless.
January 4, 2016: I’m writing these words to you fine people in the midst of what has been a hellish day, to say the least. The wife had a sleepless night for all the wrong reasons; a minor dental emergency … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged blogging, Forrest Gump, Ginger Lynn, Kardashians, Sunday Blog Share, Suzie81Speaks, Suzie81Speaks.com, the Kardashians, Twitter, writing 19 Comments
Ten People I Met On New Year’s Eve: Part Two.
If you missed Part One: You’re on your own! I can’t do everything! Let’s continue, shall we? 7) The Drunk Frat Boy From Boston Who Blew Chunks All Over His Girlfriend. Please, sir, don’t ever change. Fat, drunk and stupid … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Caddyshack, Cops, New Year's Eve, pizza, sex, Sonic the Hedgehog, teens, The Hook, the Kardashians 21 Comments
Ten People I Met On New Year’s Eve: Part One.
You won’t read this for a few days (thank you, WordPress’ scheduling feature, for saving my Canadian bacon once again), but it’s actually the afternoon of New Year’s Eve as I type these words for you lovely people. And I … Continue reading
When You’re The Hook, Even Waking Up Is Complicated.
Events of the last few months have left me reflective and somber. Hence, the journey we’re about to embark upon… On the surface my home life is a still pond, immutable and relatively calm, some might even say boring. But … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged dogs, dreams, husbands, Kardashians, marriage, NaBloPoMo, the Kardashians, wives, writing 30 Comments
Never Mind The Zohan, Don’t Mess With The Hook.
I am a walking study in contradiction, friends. In my “civilian guise” as Robert Hookey, I’m a fairly mild-mannered Canadian lad. The wife assumes control if we encounter hostile individuals while out and about, and I am more than happy … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged hotels, HR, Kevin O'Leary, Ned Hickson, Piers Morgan, Rodney Dangerfield, Simon Cowell, The Hook, the Kardashians 28 Comments
More “Funny Book” Shenanigans From The Hook and Pulp Nation.
Are you sensing a theme yet? Don’t worry, my faithful readers, I haven’t abandoned my campaign to revolutionize terrorize the hospitality industry entirely. I’ve merely decided to diversify my creative output by writing for Pulp Nation on occasion. I figure … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged comic books, Comics, dads, daughters, Pulp Nation, the Kardashians 9 Comments
The Hook’s Mini-Guide To Hotel Sex.
In retrospect, using the words “mini” and “sex” in the same title may have been an error in judgement on my part… At any rate, now that I’ve covered the general rules of travel, the next logical step is to … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life Tagged Bruce wayne, hotel sex, hotels, hydration, Jesse Jane, PDA, Porn, sex, The Hook, the Kardashians, The Love Boat, Tony Stark, travel 32 Comments
100 Not-So-Random Thoughts The Hook Has Every Day: Part Two.
Thank you for continuing this journey with me, even though it’s taken awhile. Now, where to begin… Oh wait, I know! 51) “Where was I?” Honestly, I ask myself that question a million times a day. I’m guilty of starting … Continue reading →