Tag Archives: bellman

Told You We’d Be Revisiting This Topic Soon…

Posted on 2016/05/16 by The Hook

There have been many disturbing travel trends in Niagara of late. More toothless hookers than I’m comfortable writing about. An upswing in the number of drunken moms on Sunday morning. More cheap people in one city at one time than … Continue reading →

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Happy Halloween… You Maniacs.

Posted on 2014/10/31 by The Hook

Well, it’s that time of year again. The walls between worlds have grown weak, allowing all manner of darkness – and dark things – to walk this dimension. But you know what’s really scary to a bellman, kids? I’ve been … Continue reading →

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This One Starts Out Slow, But Oh, That Ending…

Posted on 2013/08/21 by The Hook

I’ve seen many a wondrous sight over my sixteen years in the hospitality trenches. And as you well know, gentle readers, I’ve seen things that would not only turn your hair white, but make it recede back into your head, never to be seen again. However, … Continue reading →

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And Now… A Quick Thought From The Hook.

Posted on 2012/08/10 by The Hook

I have just spent the last seven hours slugging luggage for the traveling public… All the while, I’ve had to deal with their baggage as well. My efforts have led me to one conclusion: people are capable of reaching great … Continue reading →

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Updates, Rugrats, and The Usual Fun – Hook Style!

Posted on 2012/04/21 by The Hook

Before we get to the latest in “hospitality happenings”, its time for an update or two people… THE HOOK HAS JOINED THE FOURTH ESTATE! The Hook’s latest plot to infiltrate the world’s consciousness has borne fruit; my first column for … Continue reading →

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How Am I Supposed To Sit At My Desk With This Knife In My Back?

Posted on 2012/02/03 by The Hook

Okay, this one is a little different, folks. Sure, some things are exactly the same as always… The guest in question was highly dysfunctional – to say the least! This guy requires a team of psychologists to work on his problems! Unrealistic … Continue reading →

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