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Tag Archives: CNN
And Now… The News, With The Hook
Nothing new to report, the hiatus continues as The Hook is as mentally blocked as an eleven-year-old boy who just used his parent’s Visa to order ten quadruple cheese pizzas while they were at counseling. I’m feeling pretty good (with … Continue reading
100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #91.
Even if you’re not politically-inclined this one should still stir something in you. Even if it’s only disgust. #91: US President Donald Trump. To begin with, for those of you who are still here, this post is not an endorsement … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged CNN, Death, Donald Trump, Fox News, Ivanka Trump, life, Presdient Donald J Trump, Space Force, Stormy Daniels, suicide
24 Comments
What’s On The Hook’s Mind Now?
IT’S MONDAAAAY! How’s that hangover treating you, friends? My apologies for the overbearing cyber-stimulation. I simply felt the need to be a dick. To be fair, it’s in my DNA, so… #BoycottSearsCanada… Do it now! Where’s a pack of angry … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged CNN, Kellyanne Conway, San Diego Comic Con, Trump, Will Smith, Wonder Woman
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It’s Monday; What’s On The Hook’s Mind?
Filling this space with something, pretty much anything, obviously. So let’s get started, shall we? ONE) Seriously? It’s World Emoji Day. If you were unaware of this real-world celebration of the virtual world, congratulations; it may not be much but … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Ann Coulter, CNN, Doctor Who, Jodie Whittaker, Monday, travel, Trump
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Why The Comedy Network Should Love Me Like Donald Trump Loves The Sound Of His Own Voice.
For my international friends who dwell in caves: The Comedy Network is one of the coolest networks in the Multiverse, with shows that are both intelligent and so funny you should have to sign a waiver before tuning in… because … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Amy Schumer, canadian humor, CNN, desperation, lost causes, NaBloPoMo, New Jersey, shots in the dark, The Comedy Network
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The “Frozen Falls” And… Well, Read On…
For the 80th time… FAMILY OF SEVEN: (In a collective screaming voice.) WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FALLS AREN’T FROZEN OVER? THAT’S WHY WE’RE HERE! ME: (Sighing heavily.) Even if the surface water freezes, the water below it never stops … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Betty White, CNN, Friday night, frozen Niagara Falls, Hookers, ponies, sex, SPCA, steroids, Sunday Blog Share, Twitter
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Ten Reasons Breakfast Television Should Include Niagara Falls.
So our good friend, Niagara Falls Mayor Jim Diodati, has proposed a new morning show feature on Toronto’s Breakfast Television: Live weekly hits from Niagara Falls. Anyone out there wondering how yours truly feels about that? Anyone? Bueller? Now that … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Brad Smith, Breakfast Television, Breakfast Television Toronto, CNN, Dina Pugliese, Frankie Flowers, Jennifer Valentyne, Jim Diodati, Jimmy Fallon, Kevin Frankish, Melanie Ng, Niagara Falls Mayor Jim Diodati, Rob Ford, The Tonight Show with Jimmy fallon, Tim Hortons
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