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And Now… The News, With The Hook

Posted on 2019/09/18 by The Hook

Nothing new to report, the hiatus continues as The Hook is as mentally blocked as an eleven-year-old boy who just used his parent’s Visa to order ten quadruple cheese pizzas while they were at counseling. I’m feeling pretty good (with … Continue reading →

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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #91.

Posted on 2019/01/10 by The Hook

Even if you’re not politically-inclined this one should still stir something in you. Even if it’s only disgust. #91: US President Donald Trump. To begin with, for those of you who are still here, this post is not an endorsement … Continue reading →

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What’s On The Hook’s Mind Now?

Posted on 2017/07/24 by The Hook

IT’S MONDAAAAY! How’s that hangover treating you, friends? My apologies for the overbearing cyber-stimulation.  I simply felt the need to be a dick. To be fair, it’s in my DNA, so… #BoycottSearsCanada… Do it now!  Where’s a pack of angry … Continue reading →

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It’s Monday; What’s On The Hook’s Mind?

Posted on 2017/07/17 by The Hook

Filling this space with something, pretty much anything, obviously. So let’s get started, shall we? ONE)  Seriously?  It’s World Emoji Day. If you were unaware of this real-world celebration of the virtual world, congratulations; it may not be much but … Continue reading →

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Why The Comedy Network Should Love Me Like Donald Trump Loves The Sound Of His Own Voice.

Posted on 2015/11/27 by The Hook

For my international friends who dwell in caves: The Comedy Network is one of the coolest networks in the Multiverse, with shows that are both intelligent and so funny you should have to sign a waiver before tuning in… because … Continue reading →

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The “Frozen Falls” And… Well, Read On…

Posted on 2015/02/28 by The Hook

For the 80th time… FAMILY OF SEVEN:  (In a collective screaming voice.)  WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE FALLS AREN’T FROZEN OVER?  THAT’S WHY WE’RE HERE! ME:  (Sighing heavily.)  Even if the surface water freezes, the water below it never stops … Continue reading →

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Ten Reasons Breakfast Television Should Include Niagara Falls.

Posted on 2015/02/21 by The Hook

So our good friend, Niagara Falls Mayor Jim Diodati, has proposed a new morning show feature on Toronto’s Breakfast Television: Live weekly hits from Niagara Falls.  Anyone out there wondering how yours truly feels about that? Anyone? Bueller? Now that … Continue reading →

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