How’s that hangover treating you, friends?
My apologies for the overbearing cyber-stimulation. I simply felt the need to be a dick. To be fair, it’s in my DNA, so…
So much for the softer side of Sears, right?
More Amazonian goodness please! San Diego Comic Con 2017 has produced enough buzz to take down King King, but the news that a Wonder Woman sequel is coming has both fan-girls and boys losing their sheep.
Yes, I typed “sheep”; my daughter wants me to make more of an effort to stop cursing so much. I’m doing my best but it’s a ducking drag. And yes, I also used “Wonder Woman” and “coming” in the same sentence. Grow up.
“Tread carefully, Hook… I’ll gut you like a pasty white fish.”
Say whaaat, Will? Actor and raiser of truly bizarre progeny, Will Smith, told fans at Comic Con that seeing Star Wars at age ten for the first time was “better than sex.”
“For my entire life I’ve been chasing, trying to give that feeling to fans. There was nothing that I had experienced in my life that matched that point of ecstasy. I had sex a few years later. It was close, but no Star Wars.”
I’m sure Will’s first cousin was very disappointed to hear that…
What? I already told you I was a dick.
Some things never change… Ever. Case in point:
BOSTONIAN GUEST: (As I’m unloading his luggage at the door.) How do you do this job, buddy? Doesn’t the repetition drive you insane?
CANADIAN ME: Well, that depends on you, doesn’t it, sir? Walking out the door at the end of a shift with a pocket full of cash makes any job easier to bear.
BG: (Yelling to the back of the room.) Hey, Marge! This bell guy’s fuckin’ hilarious! Here’s a tip, buddy… you earned it!
Hey, I said I was going to try to stop cursing…
SERIOUSLY??? Senior counselor (and resident whackjob) to President Trump, Kellyanne Conway, told CNN’s Brian Stelter yesterday that “Russia is not a big story”.
That White House Kool-Aid must be ambrosia… because Kellyanne is bathing in the sheep.
See you in the lobby, kids…