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Tag Archives: NaBloPoMo
Why I’m Opting Out Of NaBloPoMo.
(Super exciting title, right?) But let’s get down to brass tacks: NaBloPoMo stands for “National Blog Posting Month.” The goal of NaBloPoMo is for participants to write a post a day for an entire month. This, of course, mirrors NaNoWriMo, … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Ashley Judd, Harvey Weinstein, Kenna James, Kevin Spacey, NaBloPoMo, NaNoWriMo, Tara Morgan
31 Comments
The Hook’s Rules.
As a veteran of the hotel biz, I can honestly say the modern-day hospitality industry has gotten stale. You check in. You check out. Unlike that Eagles song, you actually leave. It’s time to shake things up, beginning with your … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Hotel California, hotels, NaBloPoMo, sex, smoking, The Eagles
12 Comments
Dave’s Not Here. Literally.
When you’re traveling – both in the real world and its virtual counterpart – and you meet new people, have you ever stopped to consider just how “new” those people really are? It was nine o’clock on a Saturday (cue … Continue reading
Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Aussa Lorens.
Uncovering the information you are about to read required the sacrifice of dozens of lives. Of course, they were the lives of interns so who gives a toss, really? Aussa Lorens (that may or may not be her real name), … Continue reading
Why The Comedy Network Should Love Me Like Donald Trump Loves The Sound Of His Own Voice.
For my international friends who dwell in caves: The Comedy Network is one of the coolest networks in the Multiverse, with shows that are both intelligent and so funny you should have to sign a waiver before tuning in… because … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Amy Schumer, canadian humor, CNN, desperation, lost causes, NaBloPoMo, New Jersey, shots in the dark, The Comedy Network
9 Comments
My Life: A Tragedy In Four Parts.
In my world, it’s all about what you say, who you say it to and how you say it. A bellman only has a few minutes to hook a guest, snag that tip and reel it in… and it can … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged bachelorette parties, Kardashians, marriage, NaBloPoMo, sex, travel
9 Comments
The Perfect Tree.
The temperature has plummeted, unbelievably-annoying Christmas songs are polluting the airwaves, Black Friday is almost upon us and so I felt inspired to share an early holiday post… on second thought, let’s scratch the politically correct BS, shall we? I … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Charles Dickens, Christmas, Christmas Vacation, Clark Griswold, families, NaBloPoMo, Saturday Night Live, trees
16 Comments
How Not To Train Your Bellman.
To anyone considering pursuing a career in the hospitality biz: Do don’t do this while away from home! I am a self-trained Wisenheimer with a lifetime of experience. Not to mention the fact I have a horseshoe firmly lodged in … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Egyptians, Guests, hotels, iPads, NaBloPoMo, packing, travel
23 Comments
More Travel Tips From The Hook.
As any detective or reporter worth their salt will tell you, the key to understanding a subject often lies not in what they have to say, but rather what they throw away. For example, I spent precisely thirty seconds examining … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Astroglide, couples, hotel sex, hotels, NaBloPoMo, Reddi-wip, sex
25 Comments