Tag Archives: NaBloPoMo

Why I’m Opting Out Of NaBloPoMo.

(Super exciting title, right?) But let’s get down to brass tacks: NaBloPoMo stands for “National Blog Posting Month.” The goal of NaBloPoMo is for participants to write a post a day for an entire month. This, of course, mirrors NaNoWriMo, … Continue reading

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The Hook’s Rules.

As a veteran of the hotel biz, I can honestly say the modern-day hospitality industry has gotten stale. You check in. You check out. Unlike that Eagles song, you actually leave. It’s time to shake things up, beginning with your … Continue reading

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Dave’s Not Here. Literally.

When you’re traveling – both in the real world and its virtual counterpart – and you meet new people, have you ever stopped to consider just how “new” those people really are? It was nine o’clock on a Saturday (cue … Continue reading

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Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Aussa Lorens.

Uncovering the information you are about to read required the sacrifice of dozens of lives. Of course, they were the lives of interns so who gives a toss, really? Aussa Lorens (that may or may not be her real name), … Continue reading

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Why The Comedy Network Should Love Me Like Donald Trump Loves The Sound Of His Own Voice.

For my international friends who dwell in caves: The Comedy Network is one of the coolest networks in the Multiverse, with shows that are both intelligent and so funny you should have to sign a waiver before tuning in… because … Continue reading

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My Life: A Tragedy In Four Parts.

In my world, it’s all about what you say, who you say it to and how you say it. A bellman only has a few minutes to hook a guest, snag that tip and reel it in… and it can … Continue reading

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The Perfect Tree.

The temperature has plummeted, unbelievably-annoying Christmas songs are polluting the airwaves, Black Friday is almost upon us  and so I felt inspired to share an early holiday post… on second thought, let’s scratch the politically correct BS, shall we? I … Continue reading

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How Not To Train Your Bellman.

To anyone considering pursuing a career in the hospitality biz: Do don’t do this while away from home!  I am a self-trained Wisenheimer with a lifetime of experience. Not to mention the fact I have a horseshoe firmly lodged in … Continue reading

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More Travel Tips From The Hook.

As any detective or reporter worth their salt will tell you, the key to understanding a subject often lies not in what they have to say, but rather what they throw away. For example, I spent precisely thirty seconds examining … Continue reading

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Larry.

This is a blast from the past, courtesy of some much-needed blog archive housekeeping. Thanks again, NaBloPoMo.   AUGUST 28, 2012 The last few days have been particularly rough at the hotel. Summer is beginning to fade away but the … Continue reading

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