Tag Archives: Wonder Woman

What’s On The Hook’s Mind Now?

IT’S MONDAAAAY! How’s that hangover treating you, friends? My apologies for the overbearing cyber-stimulation.  I simply felt the need to be a dick. To be fair, it’s in my DNA, so… #BoycottSearsCanada… Do it now!  Where’s a pack of angry … Continue reading

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10 Things In 10 Days: #3. (The One About Comics.)

I doubt I’ll ever actually get there, but San Diego Comic Con appears to truly be Nerdvana. It’s the place to be for the biggest, geekiest stars (even washed-up stars show up at SDCC just to be interviewed and photographed), … Continue reading

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Ten Things You Didn’t Know About Aussa Lorens.

Uncovering the information you are about to read required the sacrifice of dozens of lives. Of course, they were the lives of interns so who gives a toss, really? Aussa Lorens (that may or may not be her real name), … Continue reading

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Another Pulp Nation/Hook Crossover.

They’ve done it again; against their better judgement, no doubt. The nerd overlords at Pulp Nation have let that over-sized man-child known across the blogosphere and the hospitality industry (not to mention numerous TripAdvisor posts) as The Hook dabble in … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Robyn Lawson, Blog Woman!!!

She’s awesome. Period. Let’s get started, shall we? KIDDING! All right, let’s get to it. Robyn Lawson isn’t just any ole blogger… she is… the one, the only… Blog Woman!!! (You know she’s cool because she uses three exclamation marks … Continue reading

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This is Not a Post. This is a Declaration of War.

Jesse Eisenberg has been cast as Lex Luthor in Batman vs. Superman. Jesse. Freakin. Eisenberg. This twerp looks like he’s not even old enough to shave. Anywhere. And he’s going to portray the Alpha Male of the villain community? A … Continue reading

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The Day of the Doctor, The Brady Bunch: 2013, and the Power of the Falls in my “Basement.”

Hold onto your hats, folks… this is an actual bellman post. I know its been sometime since I’ve regaled you with tales of travellers run amok, but I’ve been busy. Even now, I should be working on Book Two of … Continue reading

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A Look Back At The 80s: Hook Style!

BEFORE WE BEGIN, TWO FUN FACTS:  #1.  Someone in the hotel ordered an 18-year-old Wednesday Addams look-alike hooker at 6:30 a.m. this morning. (She left – sans smile and dignity – by 7:21 a.m.) Talk about your breakfast of champions. … Continue reading

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