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Monthly Archives: February 2016
Ten Travelers.
Ten travelers stand in a hotel lobby, complete strangers to one another, bound only by their temporary location in time and space. Silently I sit at my desk, my perch, my observation post in the greatest experiment in all of … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Animal House, frat boys, Guests, lesbians, soccer moms, The Hook, travel
19 Comments
Silent Sunday: Meet Gill.
Time to shine the spotlight – but not too brightly – on one of our other “kids”. Blogosphere, meet Gill. Gill, meet the Blogosphere. Gill is an angel fish. And that’s all I know. Yes, the depth of my fishy … Continue reading
The Hook – In A Nutshell Post.
Be forewarned, gentle readers, this post shoots straight from the hip. There will be no long, wind-baggy rants before we get to the point. I’m not interested in replicating the brilliance of, “It was the best of times,” and all … Continue reading
So You Wanna Book An Orgy…
In the hospitality game one question reigns supreme: How do we get heads in beds? That’s what it’s all about, after all, especially when you have over a thousand rooms to fill three-hundred-and-sixty-five days a year. Hoteliers may say otherwise, … Continue reading
“Sure You’re Not Making This Stuff Up, Hook?”
Can you believe there are people who still harbor some misconceptions about The Hook? I mean, about me? I almost went all, “Jimmy likes Elaine!” for a moment there… At any rate, some people still think: I’m not actually … Continue reading
Silent Sunday: All Hail Prop Monkey.
Yes, it’s another Murdoch Mysteries pic from Fan Day 2015. What can I say? I’m a die hard fan. I need help, but I refuse to get it. This one comes to you courtesy of MM’s head prop guy, a … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Murdoch Mysteries, Murdoch Mysteries Fan Day, Prop Monkey, Silent Sunday
16 Comments
The Hook’s Guide To Super Villainy.
In addition to being the world’s most outspoken blogging bellman, a father in a league of his own and a husband who has tested the bounds of marriage like no other… The Hook is also the biggest nerd in the … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Batman, Doctor Doom, Donald Trump, henchmen, super villains, The Avengers, The Hook
18 Comments
Twelve Reasons Why Deadpool Rocks Hard: Like, Unicorn Hard.
Fair warning: This is a rapid-fire review, kids. And the unicorn reference makes sense within the context of the movie, so relax. I know what you’re thinking, “Only twelve reasons, Hook? There are literally millions of reasons why the Deadpool … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Deadpool, Deadpool movie, Fantastic Four, Fox Studios, Gotham, Green Lantern, Morena Baccarin, Ryan Reynolds, sex, X-Men
9 Comments
The Hook’s Aluminum Rules of Travel: Part Four.
And now, the words you’ve all been dying to hear… we’re almost done! Three) Never forget: Everything has its breaking point, even your credibility. You may fancy yourself the master of your own tale, capable of building up a legend … Continue reading
Silent Sunday: More Murdoch Mysteries Goodness.
This one may be gruesome… but that’s why they cal it “murder” and not “rainbow surprise”. Enjoy this behind-the-scenes look at Dr. Julia Ogden’s morgue, kids. See you in the lobby… And yes, I realize what day it is. But … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Murdoch Mysteries, Murdoch Mysteries Fan Day, Silent Sunday, Silent Sundays
21 Comments