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I’m No Expert…

Posted on 2017/03/11 by The Hook

I’m no expert, but I’m pretty sure if you travel to Niagara Falls with your buddies, you hit the rippers (i.e. the strip club) hard, hit Mickey Dees in a drunken stupor, go back to the hotel at three in … Continue reading →

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5×5 With The Hook: Sara Mitich.

Posted on 2016/07/11 by The Hook

Once upon a time a young girl looked out at the sky and dreamed of a life filled with a higher purpose. And so she defied her mother’s wishes, competed in the Amazonian games and won the right to battle … Continue reading →

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Ten Travelers.

Posted on 2016/02/29 by The Hook

Ten travelers stand in a hotel lobby, complete strangers to one another, bound only by their temporary location in time and space. Silently I sit at my desk, my perch, my observation post in the greatest experiment in all of … Continue reading →

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Once More Into The Breach…

Posted on 2015/04/05 by The Hook

All right, I’m back. At work, I mean. It feels strange to state, but life must go on. And so I’m back amongst the hookers, corporate drones, hardcore gamblers, sweet old ladies that smell like cheese and dead flowers, hockey … Continue reading →

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It’s Sunday… Time For A Blog Share!

Posted on 2015/01/04 by The Hook

Well, it’s Sunday again and that mean several things: Many of you are swearing off alcohol “forever”. Others are making bargains with various deities in hopes of vanquishing a killer hangover. My guests are slowly (very slowly), rising from their … Continue reading →

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Updates, Viruses, Niagara Falls Comic Con, and Lesbians. (In that order.)

Posted on 2014/06/04 by The Hook

So here’s the deal, kids: I’ve been crazy busy living in the so-called “real world”, as well as being the happy-go-lucky, snarky bellman many a hotel guest has come to know and love/loathe, and so something has had to be … Continue reading →

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Apparently The Forces Guiding My Existence Hate Me Today.

Posted on 2013/12/22 by The Hook

I miss all the good stuff – I truly do. VampireLover and I were roused from our sleep in the middle of the night by the warning buzz of my father-in-law’s oxygen machine; the power had been disrupted briefly by … Continue reading →

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“I Really Need To Orphan Black Myself.”

Posted on 2013/08/10 by The Hook

Or if you prefer, “Thoughts That Floated Around/Through My Head as I Tried to Eat my Pizza in a Corner of the Casino That is Usually Quite Peaceful.” (Admittedly, titles aren’t my strong suit.) 1.  “Should I tell the wife … Continue reading →

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