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“Sure You’re Not Making This Stuff Up, Hook?”

Can you believe there are people who still harbor some misconceptions about The Hook? I mean, about me? I almost went all, “Jimmy likes Elaine!” for a moment there… At any rate, some people still think:   I’m not actually … Continue reading

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Horny Idiots Will Be Horny Idiots…

Although I’ve seen more than the average mind could fathom in my seventeen years of service as a Niagara Falls bellman, I’ll never say “I’ve seen it all.” But today, I came close. A young lady with ridiculously-smooth mocha skin … Continue reading

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