Tag Archives: Ben Affleck

“Who is The Hook, Really?”: Part One of Infinity.

Posted on 2015/01/24 by The Hook

My friends, acolytes, worshipers, creditors, stalkers, cats who can read, and Ned Hickson, To suggest my focus has been divided lately is to suggest Justin Bieber has been “acting out”. The truth is, I’ve been trying to craft Book Two … Continue reading →

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This is Not a Post. This is a Declaration of War.

Posted on 2014/02/02 by The Hook

Jesse Eisenberg has been cast as Lex Luthor in Batman vs. Superman. Jesse. Freakin. Eisenberg. This twerp looks like he’s not even old enough to shave. Anywhere. And he’s going to portray the Alpha Male of the villain community? A … Continue reading →

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A Journey Across The Wonderland That Is My Life.

Posted on 2013/04/18 by The Hook

Yesterday was a strange day, even by my standards. First I had to handle an over-enthusiastic stage show producer who I can only assume had three Red Bulls with his crack at breakfast. Honestly, this gentleman made Richard Simmons look … Continue reading →

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