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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself #47.

I may appear to be a fully-grown (over-grown in the middle these days, sadly) mostly-functioning adult but the truth is: I’ve always been and always will be, a ginormous nerd. #47: Fandom. Being a “cool-challenged” left me on the outside … Continue reading

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Horny Idiots Will Be Horny Idiots…

Although I’ve seen more than the average mind could fathom in my seventeen years of service as a Niagara Falls bellman, I’ll never say “I’ve seen it all.” But today, I came close. A young lady with ridiculously-smooth mocha skin … Continue reading

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