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An Open Letter To Ellen DeGeneres

Posted on 2013/07/04 by The Hook

Dearest Ellen, Hello. How are you? That’s great to hear, seriously. Listen, I know you’ve got a full plate in front of you right now (Okay, maybe not literally; you don’t look like you eat that much, to be honest. … Continue reading →

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