Tag Archives: Parenting

The Hook’s Guide To Parenting: What Not To Do.

Parents, for almost two decades I’ve been watching you and your kids. Yes, that is officially the creepiest sentence I have ever typed. With the possible exception of, “About last night… you were sleeping so soundly, I felt it best … Continue reading

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Not-so-Great Moments in Parenting: Hook Edition.

My parenting formula is as follows: 100% Good Intentions. 50% Blind Luck. 50% “Go Ask Your Mom!” Hey, if Lou Ferrigno can give 150%, I can give 200%! Besides, my good intentions don’t actually count… But getting back to me, … Continue reading

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What I Did After My Summer Vacation, By The Hook.

After several failed attempts to begin this post I have decided to simply hit the ground running. Actually “running” isn’t accurate at all; my leg still isn’t Olympic material. The good thing is… it never was. And now, my friends, … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Ann St. Vincent

She’s on a journey of self-discovery and she wants to tell you all about it. In her own words: I am a professional businesswoman living in a big city. I’ve just experienced a milestone birthday. The turbulence in the last … Continue reading

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A Visit To The Indie Chicks (Yay!) and a Surprise From The Bell Desk.

The hour is far from early, but my head is lost in a fog from which there appears to be no escape.  However, my offering today has already been prepared and is live over at The Indie Chicks. By the … Continue reading

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The Hook Is Back! (But Today, He Belongs To The Indie Chicks.)

Just when you thought it was safe to scroll the web for news of Bieber’s latest girlie scream for attention or an update on the crime against humanity known as “Batfleck”, I have returned to virtually walk among you, my … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Ellen DeGeneres

Dearest Ellen, Hello. How are you? That’s great to hear, seriously. Listen, I know you’ve got a full plate in front of you right now (Okay, maybe not literally; you don’t look like you eat that much, to be honest. … Continue reading

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