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Tag Archives: Sofía Vergara
A Ten Second Adventure.
To be clear, this isn’t a behind-the-scenes look at my sex tape. (“The Adult Film No One Asked For!”) This is a literal glimpse into what goes on when I get into an elevator with two horny foreigners. Intrigued? I … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged elevators, hotels, Ray Romano, sex, sex in elevators, Sofía Vergara, The Hook, travel, Vinyl
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An Open Letter To Ellen DeGeneres
Dearest Ellen, Hello. How are you? That’s great to hear, seriously. Listen, I know you’ve got a full plate in front of you right now (Okay, maybe not literally; you don’t look like you eat that much, to be honest. … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged CoverGirl, Ellen, Ellen DeGeneres, kids, Parenting, Sofía Vergara, The Misadventures of Misery
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