My apologies for the unoriginal title, friends. I know I’ve said it before – and I’ll say it again, count on it – but it bears mentioning frequently.
JOE: (A senior valet driver whose youthful exuberance is refreshing.) Look what I found outside on the valet deck, Robert!
The receipt was from an establishment that caters to lovers who are serious about their vocation. In other words, it was a receipt from a sex shop.
JOE: (Giggling like a school girl.) You read it? It’s for “ANAL STARTER”! What is that exactly?
ME: Well, in my experience, Joe, it’s a ridiculously expensive bottle of wine. That, and an empty promise like, “I swear it won’t hurt much, honey.”
Joe pondered my explanation for a long moment and then burst out laughing. As did the three valet drivers at the desk across from mine. And the five guests who happened to be fortunate enough to be approaching my desk at that educational moment.
And that’s how my day started. Who knows where it will go from here?
See you in the lobby, kids…
You've Been Hooked! 
That’s certainly an eventful start to the day.
Hope all goes well in the world of the Hook
It can only go up, up, up… LOL
Vrooooooooooooooom!!!!!
Haha. Let us know how the rest of the day goes!
You are an educational delight to all. If ever I have an awkward question I always know who to ask. Keep us posted if the day continues on that note…;-)
“There seems to be something paranormal taking place in the Hotel’s elevator, Detective”.
“How many times do I have to say it,George? There is no such thing as paranormal activity”.
“But Sir” “Everyone who gets in the elevator only want to go up, up up..”
“Yes, I’ve gathered as much from the last few post, George”. “Now take this small sample of water to Dr. Ogden, and have her run some test”. “And George”. “Yes Detective”? “Let Julia know I MUST get to the “Bottom” of this speedily”. “Oh, and George” “Yes Detective?” “Please, don’t drink the water”. — “Ah, oh, ah yes Detective — right away sir.
Never a dull moment.
Hilarious. Brilliant response.
Hmm. I think I own the “anal ender”…currently employed as a door stop 😉
That’s so you, Ann!
I will choose to take that as a compliment 😛
It definitely was!
You never fail to make me laugh!
As for your doorstop… I’m sure it’ll be put to good use soon!
I wonder how much it costs for the finisher?
Yowaza! Excellent comeback Hook. It takes me hours to think of snappy comebacks like that – which sort of defeats their purpose. Ha!
Lol I think I’ve said this before, but seriously, I wish I could think on my feet as quickly as you!
Too bad Lucy and Ethel didn’t know about that…