… To help him storm the gates!
The gates that separate bestselling authors from hacks, that is. You see, I once had a dream: to hold in my hands a thing of great beauty that I helped shape and influence, something that belonged to me and only me. That dream came true; I somehow convinced VampireLover she was in love with a man-child with a mild Coca-Cola addiction.
Now I have another dream; to write and sell and a book worthy of the public’s valuable time. The words have been written and committed to paper – or in this case, a flash drive – and now the battle truly begins.
How do I sell the darn thing? That’s where you come in, my friends. If I was under the wing of an actual publisher I’d have access to a talent pool of PR minions… but I’m on my own.
Or am I?
It occurs to me that I do have access to a talent pool; one composed of the greatest blogging minds of the twenty-first century. So I implore you, my friends…HELP ME!
Please send me your ideas, suggestions, plans, anything that you think will help me break on through to the “other side”, as it were.
- Should I spray paint “The Bellman Chronicles” all over stray dogs and set them loose throughout my fair city?
- Maybe a viral video or flash mob would do the trick?
You see, I really don’t know what I’m doing, so throw The Hook a bone will ya?
There will be rewards for your service of course – once I think of them – and my eternal gratitude and free bell service for life!