You’ve begged, pleaded and in some cases, even threatened, and so I have no choice.
Use the Comments section below and ask me anything, my friends. Yes, it is my turn to be Hooked.
I know many of you have questions that have been burning a hole in your consciousness and so rather than see you wind up a drooling idiot – or a Kardashian – I’m giving you this opportunity to let the inquiries fly at a furious pace. I’ll provide the answers in an upcoming post – or, depending upon the number of questions – in a series of posts.
Here are some sample questions, just for clarification.
1) “Is it true what they say about tall men, Hook?”
(I want to answer, “Hell’s yes!”, but my wife may have a different opinion.)
2) On average, how many hours a week do you spend in HR, Hook?”
3) “Do you actually have both hands?”
I’m going to leave this post up all weekend, kids, so take your time and have fun with it. I have to admit, I am simultaneously terrified and excited. But this should be fun, right?
The truth is, I’ve been feeling out of sorts lately and so this should be a nice interlude from the cyclone of human suffering that is my life at times.
See you in the lobby and Comments section, kids…