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A HARD Start To 2015.

Posted on 2015/01/02 by The Hook

Having three days off before, during, and after New Year’s Eve is great for the mind but tough on the wallet. Fortunately, I returned to the hospitality trenches this morning and Fate was waiting for me with three distinctive and … Continue reading →

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An Update and A Hooker That Looks Like Charo.

Posted on 2014/10/07 by The Hook

I’ll wait while you all Google “Charo”… Done? Good. Let’s move on, shall we? The State of My World: 1)  It’s bus season – which, contrary to popular belief, isn’t a period of time during which bellmen are permitted to … Continue reading →

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God Loves The Hook!

Posted on 2012/02/05 by The Hook

There is just no other logical explanation. Why else would he keep sending his most flawed creations my way? Allow me to explain… Saturday mornings are busy all year round, but not for the bellmen; we find ourselves sidelined by … Continue reading →

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