Tag Archives: the Kardashians

I’m Not Having A Mid-life Crisis, This Is More of A Mid-life “Situation”.

I don’t know what set me off, but I just don’t feel like myself today. Which begs the obvious question: Who the hell am I? Oh well, since an answer is far from forthcoming (seriously, I feel as confused as … Continue reading

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Its a New Dawn, Its a New Day…

Yesterday a guest actually apologized for handing me a $5 tip. “I realize it’s not much,” he sheepishly added, “but hopefully you can find something to do with it.” My answer was simple. A $5 tip isn’t a small gratuity. … Continue reading

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25 Ways To Be A Better Traveller.

1)  Don’t risk bankruptcy for a good time.  If you can’t afford to travel… Don’t. Look for deals online. Pay off your credit cards and stock up on cash you can afford to throw away on overpriced junk like Starbucks … Continue reading

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Cherish This Day, For It Was Paid For In Blood.

Remembrance Day inspires several words to spring to the forefront of the conscious mind. Courage. Sacrifice. Heroism. But to me, one word reigns supreme. Shame. The Second World War set in motion a series of events that gave birth to … Continue reading

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Conversations With The Hook: The Lightning Round.

As I compose this message to you, my friends, the day has barely begun; the last remnants of the midnight fog are fading, burned off by the relentless rays of the morning sun. The Sunday morning rush has yet to erupt into … Continue reading

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Not Being Kryptonian Sucks.

EARLY, FAR TOO EARLY, SUNDAY, SEPT. 1, 2013: The skies are clear, the sun is shining like a super star and the natives are beginning to stir from their alcohol/party/passion-induced slumber. The valet deck will soon stink of fossil fuels, … Continue reading

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A Look Inside My Brain. (Be Afraid.)

Wednesday, July 24, 6:01 a.m. The hour is early. Too damn early, in fact… (Why am I up and in uniform so early? Oh yeah, the whole “pay the bills, feed the family, buy comics” thing. Damn.) Getting back to … Continue reading

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Mondays Are Truly Special…

I’m no astrologer, but I’m pretty sure the cosmos is out of whack. Either that or The Big Guy is on vacation and a Kardashian is at the controls. Right about now you’re thinking, “What are you on about this … Continue reading

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Guest Post: Weekend Musings With Chelsea.

Hello there, puny humans.  Hook’s dog, Chelsea, here – wait, scratch that, let’s be honest here, I rule that family and I do a petty good job too. Anyways….. Yesterday was one heck of a day here in Niagara Falls; … Continue reading

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