Tag Archives: The Hook

The Hook Did New York – And They Declared A State Of Emergency.

Posted on 2018/03/25 by The Hook

But I had nothing to do with it, I swear. Nevertheless, I was there at the same time as “Snowmageddon 2018”, so I’m sure I’ll the history books will blame me. My mind is in a strange place these days. … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part Four.

Posted on 2018/03/18 by The Hook

Time for our fourth fantastic (as in the Fantastic Four) and final installment, kids! Yeah, I’m a nerd, but I’ve had sex with a woman, so what of it? Speaking of sex… FUN WITH HOOKERS – THAT DIDN’T COST ME … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part Three.

Posted on 2018/03/15 by The Hook

I’m not usually one to wax nostalgic, or anything else for that matter, but as my wife often says, “I’m really not into this anymore… but we’ve already started so we might as well finish.” 51)  The blonde Return Guest … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part Two.

Posted on 2018/03/11 by The Hook

All right, there’s no time for this foreplay stuff… so let’s get to it! Here are a few more of my most memorable moments at my place of business, my hell-away-from-home, my hood, if you will. 26)  My “101 Dalmatians … Continue reading →

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The Hook’s Top One Hundred: Part One.

Posted on 2018/03/09 by The Hook

So the other day I was escorting a yuppie (sorry, but they weren’t all exterminated in the Nineties, kids) corporate drone into the hotel and as I wheeled his packed-to-capacity-and-beyond cart of foam blocks, printers, posters and easels through the … Continue reading →

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Hey, Who Wants To Compose A Song For The Hook?

Posted on 2018/03/04 by The Hook

As much as I am a fan of foreplay, sometimes it pays to cut right to the chase. I have a problem and I’m hoping someone out there in the blogosphere and/or the interweb can help. The short film I’ve … Continue reading →

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The One Where The Hook Rambled.

Posted on 2018/02/27 by The Hook

Question: What do you do when you’re a blogger who is as blocked as a fat kid after eating entire triple-cheese pizza smothered in Velveeta? Well, we’re about to find out. If this picture of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau … Continue reading →

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Only The Hook…

Posted on 2018/02/11 by The Hook

A recent post by the incomparable Susie Lindau was the inspiration for this post. In Bad Luck Comes in Threes, Right?, Susie discusses her recent run of misfortune and while I genuinely felt bad for her, I couldn’t help but marvel … Continue reading →

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What’s Going On, Hook?

Posted on 2018/02/06 by The Hook

Like my high school girlfriend told me when I announced my plans to move to Los Angeles and star in a series of adult films titled, “You’ve Been Hooked!”… it’s time to get real. I’ve been horribly blocked for some … Continue reading →

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What’s The Hook Up To Now?

Posted on 2018/01/23 by The Hook

That’s a damn good question, isn’t it? I’m glad I thought of it. Now let’s get to it shall we? One)  “Whose decision was it to bring our guests closer to the Falls than ever?”  It’s been two weeks since … Continue reading →

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