Tag Archives: Sunday

Ten Things That Shall Never Come To Pass…

Today, at least. A few things you should know before we begin: It’s Sunday, so anything goes. I’m completely knackered. The dog has had explosive diarrhea for 48 hours. The dog sleeps on my bed. You do the math. Now, … Continue reading

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Fifteen Minutes With The Hook.

As I write this, my friends, it is 6:45 in the a.m. in Niagara Falls. The wind is howling through the tunnel that runs along the hotel’s valet deck. In the lobby, a group of middle-aged men and women natter … Continue reading

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More Sunday Morning Shenanigans With the Hook!

You ever have one of those days? We’ve all experienced those moments that make us feel like the puppet masters controlling the universe are out to get us, right?  And of course, those moments are intensified when we’re in the … Continue reading

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A Tale Of Two Women…

First off… I was stiffed by a chick in a wheelchair. Seriously. You’d think a person of limited mobility would be grateful for the assistance but sadly, that was not the case. She offered me no guidance in the placement … Continue reading

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Sunday, Sunday, Gotta Get Down On Sunday…

A BRIEF RECAP: Last Sunday was a success – by my standards – although the week that followed was dominated by VampireLover’s all-too-mortal illness. Let’s see what the next Sunday had to offer, shall we? I channeled my inner zombie, lumbered into … Continue reading

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On Any Given Sunday….

The Hook will encounter… HORRIBLY MISMATCHED COUPLES – She’s usually hot, he’s a genetic anomaly. JAPANESE TOUR GUIDES ON CRACK – They’re not human, and not in a cool way either! GUESTS THAT CALL THE BELL DESK FOR THEIR CAR – … Continue reading

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Sunday, Why Do You Vex Me So?

SUNDAY: Imagine being a character in a disaster movie that walks on-screen after the credits start to roll. That was The Hook on this particular Sunday. My colleague, “Midnight Mike, Night Bellman” informed me of last night’s shenanigans. Some jackass ripped the … Continue reading

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Sunday Funnies With The Hook!

SUNDAY: I feel strangely optimistic, which will serve me well, considering the sea of madness I have to swim in on Sundays! First off, we rocked a few buses, as the young people say. Then, we got rocked – by a Japanese … Continue reading

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