Tag Archives: Steven and Chris

Farewell, Chrissy.

I find myself in the unusual position of being speechless. Or rather, in this case, of being at a loss for words. Chris Hyndman was, to most, a daytime talk-show host, one-half of CBC’s mega-hit, Steven and Chris. He was … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

If you’ve been in a Twinkie-induced coma or have been living with Mole People in a subterranean metropolis, here is a link to get you up-to-date on this whole Mayor Rob Ford nuclear meltdown. A word of caution: you’ll be … Continue reading

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Not Being Kryptonian Sucks.

EARLY, FAR TOO EARLY, SUNDAY, SEPT. 1, 2013: The skies are clear, the sun is shining like a super star and the natives are beginning to stir from their alcohol/party/passion-induced slumber. The valet deck will soon stink of fossil fuels, … Continue reading

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Why I Love My Job.

Yes, you read that correctly, I am about to reveal precisely why I love my job. And yes, when all is said and done, at the end of the day, I really do love my job. It pays my bills … Continue reading

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Two Hooks For The Price of One!

It’s finally here. After years of waiting, “Take Your Kid To Work Day” has arrived at last. My lovely daughter – the greatest gift “The Big Guy” has ever blessed me with – will be joining me at work today … Continue reading

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Brain-Teasers, Cougars, Wattpad and Bankers…

Another Sunday morning battle has come and gone and the bellmen have emerged relatively unscathed. Not that we didn’t have our share of scraps, though; there were cougars everywhere today and for some reason they were nuttier than ever… TODAY’S … Continue reading

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Fate Toys With The Hook!

I think I owe Fate a debt of thanks for throwing me a bone yesterday. Even though it messed with my head a bit in the process. My first call of the day had all the makings of a disaster; … Continue reading

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“The Hook is one funny white boy!”

In the hospitality industry, the key to success is simple; make the guest feel at home. And that’s just what I did this morning while sharing an elevator with a charming African-American couple. AA MALE: ( Addressing The Hook) Mornin’ … Continue reading

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A “Queeb tax”? What’s Next? A “Courtesy Toll”?

As even a casual reader of my work will tell you, The Hook is not one to suffer fools lightly – to say the least. That having been said, even I was stunned to hear of the “Queeb tax” that … Continue reading

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Want To See The Hook on Steven and Chris? The Hook Does…

I have the best readers in the world. When I asked you to read my blog, you answered: I have over 1,000 readers between both blogs! When I asked you to download my book, you did so: 6,059 downloads in … Continue reading

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