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Valentine’s Day Through The Hook’s Eyes.

Posted on 2015/02/12 by The Hook

So they tell me something called “Valentine’s Day” is around the corner. Personally, I’ve always assumed this “holiday” was an urban legend like the female orgasm or a period in human history without the deliciously horrific taint of the Kardashians. … Continue reading →

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Top Ten Signs Your Vacation Date is Dead on Arrival.

Posted on 2013/01/24 by The Hook

Over the course of my fifteen years as a bellman, I’ve seen hundreds of couples that are traveling together for the first time. Some of these trips go well. Some do not.   The first five are “guy-centric”: 1) Your … Continue reading →

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