Tag Archives: Once Upon A Time

Lancelot, Interrupted!

THE HOOK: (Loading a microwave into a guest’s van) Where would you like this, sir? THE HUSBAND: Put it anywhere you want, man… THE WIFE: That’s what she said! And that’s how my morning began… My next call brought me … Continue reading

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“The Hook is one funny white boy!”

In the hospitality industry, the key to success is simple; make the guest feel at home. And that’s just what I did this morning while sharing an elevator with a charming African-American couple. AA MALE: ( Addressing The Hook) Mornin’ … Continue reading

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