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100 Reasons To Not Kill Yourself: #96.
I know you’re hungover but this one is as timely as all get-up… So tough noogies. Yes, I’m a polite little devil, aren’t I? #96: The New Year. New Year’s Eve isn’t just an excuse to party and drink until … Continue reading
Ten People I Met On New Year’s Eve: Part Two.
If you missed Part One: You’re on your own! I can’t do everything! Let’s continue, shall we? 7) The Drunk Frat Boy From Boston Who Blew Chunks All Over His Girlfriend. Please, sir, don’t ever change. Fat, drunk and stupid … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Caddyshack, Cops, New Year's Eve, pizza, sex, Sonic the Hedgehog, teens, The Hook, the Kardashians
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Ten People I Met On New Year’s Eve: Part One.
You won’t read this for a few days (thank you, WordPress’ scheduling feature, for saving my Canadian bacon once again), but it’s actually the afternoon of New Year’s Eve as I type these words for you lovely people. And I … Continue reading
A HARD Start To 2015.
Having three days off before, during, and after New Year’s Eve is great for the mind but tough on the wallet. Fortunately, I returned to the hospitality trenches this morning and Fate was waiting for me with three distinctive and … Continue reading
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Tagged hotels, Israelis, Isreali women, kids, New Year's Eve, parents, sex, The Sopranos, tipping, vibrators, WASPs
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This Is Not A Post.
This is the hospitality industry’s equivalent of communication from the front. I feel like a soldier writing to his sweetie from a foxhole. Except, I’m not a soldier, I’m a bellman. And you’re not my sweetie, you’re my loyal, understanding … Continue reading
New Year, Same Old Story.
January 1, 2011 – All over the world people are slowly opening their bloodshot eyes to a new year. But never mind hangovers, if you want to really understand suffering try facing New Year’s Day in a hotel! Thousands of cranky,half-drunk morons … Continue reading