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Tag Archives: Mondays
Welcome To My M.O.A.T.
Welcome, everyone, to my first Monday On A Tuesday post, where I share one of those, “That actually happened, Hook?” stories. This initial foray is brief but unfreakin’ believable – until you remember it happened to me. I arrived at … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged couagrs, hotels, Mondays, Porn, sex, The Hook, travel, Tuesdays
37 Comments
Monday Morning Wisdom From The Hook.
Yes, technically, it’s Tuesday. No, you aren’t so hungover that you slept through Monday. Again. And no, you haven’t fallen into an alternate dimension where super-intelligent dolphin overlords keep a restless human populace calm by eradicating things they hate, like … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged code of conduct, hangovers, Justin Bieber, Mike Tyson, Monday, Mondays, the Kardashians
29 Comments
Even A Quiet Murdoch Monday Has Its Moments.
My shift today has been as vacant and desolate as Kim Kardashian’s conscience. However, that doesn’t mean it’s been completely boring… GIGGLY GIRL: We’re so glad to be here! We’re from London and we love it here! Thanks for helping … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Kim Kardashian, London, London Town, Monday, Mondays, Murdoch Mysteries, sex
44 Comments
A Little Pulp Non-Fiction, Anyone?
As promised, here is a little clarification. Happy Monday, kids! Imagine all of humanity’s sensuality, lust, raw sexuality, rage, passion and power funneled into a single source and made manifest in one female form. Our paths crossed on the valet … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged femme fatales, Hookers, Mondays, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Hook
32 Comments
An Open Letter To The Lost.
This is for everyone out there who is currently hearing the whispers of desperation, the call of the void reaching out to them, even in the places we hide. My name is Robert and I have something to say. I … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Chrsitmas, Mondays, Niagara Falls, Rob Ford, suicide, the holidays
377 Comments
Miley, Missed Opportunities, and Bits ‘n Bites of Wisdom From The Hook.
It is 7 am. It is Monday. The midnight bellman has just informed me of the presence of a young, nubile, completely naked female in her twenties who found herself locked out of her room on the 25th floor. And … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged bus tours, Ellen DeGeneres, Japanese tourists, miley cyrus, Mondays, Saturday Night Live, SNL, twerking
93 Comments
Mondays Are Truly Special…
I’m no astrologer, but I’m pretty sure the cosmos is out of whack. Either that or The Big Guy is on vacation and a Kardashian is at the controls. Right about now you’re thinking, “What are you on about this … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Alan Thicke, bellmen, hotels, Mondays, Red Bull, Sundays, the Kardashians
70 Comments
Monday Morning Nutrition With Timmy.
We spend our entire childhood imagining how cool it would be to be “BIG”; to be able to drive a car, stay up late, drink alcohol or even engage in whatever activities grown-ups get up to late at night when they think we can’t … Continue reading
Plugs, Packing Tips and Status Reports.
It’s Monday. There are still remnants of the cheerleading horde present in the hotel, some of whom are rolling, tumbling, screaming and frolicking in the halls and lobby. I have decided I am not pro-frolicking and never will be. I have seen … Continue reading
You Know It’s Monday When…: Hook Edition.
BEFORE WE BEGIN: Credit where credit is due time. My thanks to Leanne Shirtliffe for inspiring this post. I’ve been drowning in despair all day and you threw me a virtual life preserver, gorgeous. Thank you. Well, it’s Monday. Boy, … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Freshly Pressed, Huffington Post Canada, Leanne Shirtliffe, Mondays
107 Comments