Tag Archives: Mondays

Welcome To My M.O.A.T.

Posted on 2016/07/12 by

Welcome, everyone, to my first Monday On A Tuesday post, where I share one of those, “That actually happened, Hook?” stories. This initial foray is brief but unfreakin’ believable – until you remember it happened to me. I arrived at … Continue reading →

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Monday Morning Wisdom From The Hook.

Posted on 2015/04/21 by

Yes, technically, it’s Tuesday. No, you aren’t so hungover that you slept through Monday. Again. And no, you haven’t fallen into an alternate dimension where super-intelligent dolphin overlords keep a restless human populace calm by eradicating things they hate, like … Continue reading →

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Even A Quiet Murdoch Monday Has Its Moments.

Posted on 2014/11/17 by

My shift today has been as vacant and desolate as Kim Kardashian’s conscience. However, that doesn’t mean it’s been completely boring… GIGGLY GIRL:  We’re so glad to be here! We’re from London and we love it here! Thanks for helping … Continue reading →

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A Little Pulp Non-Fiction, Anyone?

Posted on 2014/10/27 by

As promised, here is a little clarification. Happy Monday, kids! Imagine all of humanity’s sensuality, lust, raw sexuality, rage, passion and power funneled into a single source and made manifest in one female form. Our paths crossed on the valet … Continue reading →

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An Open Letter To The Lost.

Posted on 2013/12/16 by

This is for everyone out there who is currently hearing the whispers of desperation, the call of the void reaching out to them, even in the places we hide. My name is Robert and I have something to say. I … Continue reading →

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Miley, Missed Opportunities, and Bits ‘n Bites of Wisdom From The Hook.

Posted on 2013/10/07 by

It is 7 am. It is Monday. The midnight bellman has just informed me of the presence of a young, nubile, completely naked female in her twenties who found herself locked out of her room on the 25th floor. And … Continue reading →

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Mondays Are Truly Special…

Posted on 2013/07/22 by

I’m no astrologer, but I’m pretty sure the cosmos is out of whack. Either that or The Big Guy is on vacation and a Kardashian is at the controls. Right about now you’re thinking, “What are you on about this … Continue reading →

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Monday Morning Nutrition With Timmy.

Posted on 2013/07/15 by

We spend our entire childhood imagining how cool it would be to be “BIG”; to be able to drive a car, stay up late, drink alcohol or even engage in whatever activities grown-ups get up to late at night when they think we can’t … Continue reading →

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Plugs, Packing Tips and Status Reports.

Posted on 2013/05/13 by

It’s Monday. There are still remnants of the cheerleading horde present in the hotel, some of whom are rolling, tumbling, screaming and frolicking in the halls and lobby. I have decided I am not pro-frolicking and never will be. I have seen … Continue reading →

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You Know It’s Monday When…: Hook Edition.

Posted on 2013/03/04 by

BEFORE WE BEGIN: Credit where credit is due time. My thanks to Leanne Shirtliffe for inspiring this post. I’ve been drowning in despair all day and you threw me a virtual life preserver, gorgeous. Thank you. Well, it’s Monday. Boy, … Continue reading →

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