Tag Archives: Mayor Rob Ford

5×5 With The Hook: Ashley A. Sapp

This certainly isn’t a photoblog and I’m certainly not Peter Parker, but I’d like to open with a picture, with your permission, of course. You don’t mind? Thanks. I don’t care what your ex says, you’re the best. This is … Continue reading

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You know things are quiet in the hotel biz when…

I start writing about stuff like this. Yes, my friends, the lobby is as frigid and empty as Kris Jenner’s vayjayjay – again. (That probably should have been the title, right? Oh well, blog and learn.) Moving on… On Wednesday, … Continue reading

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I want to be funny, snarky and entertaining right now, but…

The lobby is colder than Ellen DeGeneres while envisioning Jonah Hill’s penis. My hands resemble a Gorn’s scaly exterior. (Yeah, I’m a nerd. Get over it. I’ve had intercourse, so I get a pass. Shut up.) The hotel, much like … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Jewels

Welcome to Wednesday, folks. Rob Ford is still raging, new comic book are on the shelves, and people are still scratching their heads raw pondering the question, “How can the government let The Biebs  roam the world free, terrorizing an … Continue reading

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Friday Fun With Guests and The Last Word (probably not) on Rob Ford.

One-and-a-half hours into what was shaping up to be a sedate, run-of-the-mill shift, I was reminded of how lucky I am to be living and working in this city, in this hotel, in this day and age. After years of … Continue reading

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This Rob Ford Mess Has Been Hard On Everyone. You Look Like You Could Use A Laugh…

In the midst of the relentless media storm that is the Rob Ford saga, there have actually been a few moments in my life that have served to remind me of the value of a good laugh. The days have … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

If you’ve been in a Twinkie-induced coma or have been living with Mole People in a subterranean metropolis, here is a link to get you up-to-date on this whole Mayor Rob Ford nuclear meltdown. A word of caution: you’ll be … Continue reading

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