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You Ain’t Read Nothin’ Yet…

In theory, a hotel should run like a well-oiled machine, especially in today’s ridiculously-overcrowded hospitality industry. But if you run any machine 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, it’s going to malfunction occasionally. And when you add the … Continue reading

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Not Being Kryptonian Sucks.

EARLY, FAR TOO EARLY, SUNDAY, SEPT. 1, 2013: The skies are clear, the sun is shining like a super star and the natives are beginning to stir from their alcohol/party/passion-induced slumber. The valet deck will soon stink of fossil fuels, … Continue reading

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