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Room 1504: Arthur

Dying is easy. Anything with a pulse can die. But when the End finally arrives and the Reaper comes for us, how many of us can say we’ve truly lived? Buckle up, folks, this one gets a little rough. I’ve … Continue reading

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You’ve Got News… From The Hook.

Good news, everyone! While my healing factor is not on par with that of a certain Canadian mutant (I’m a nerd but I’m married to a real girl so I don’t feel so bad), I have followed my doctor’s orders … Continue reading

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5×5 With The Hook: Nadia S.

She’s a side-splittingly funny gal and she’s bursting at the seams with life. What else is there to say, really? Okay, so there are a few more things, I suppose. Let’s get to them, shall we? For me, her comedic … Continue reading

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The Stillness Before The Blast of Human Suffering.

Because “The calm Before the Storm” just wasn’t going to cut it. 7:31 am:  The lobby is still and void of travelers, but the lifeless tones of Muzak fills the cold Canadian March air that fills my lungs and the … Continue reading

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Two Posts For The Price of One, Courtesy of the Best Bloggin’ Dog in the Biz…

Chelsea, here, Happy Monday, humans! (It’s funny because you two-legged freaks hate this day because you drink and party too hard during the week. Weirdos.) Here are a  link and a reblog to keep you occupied as you curse that … Continue reading

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The Hook Loses It – Temporarily…

First, an apology: I hit “Publish” before I titled this one! Yeah, I’m a jackasss.. Moving on… I’m tired; not “Lindsay Lohan tired”, but exhausted in my soul. I’m fed-up, not “Russell Crowe fed-up”; I’ve never beaten a hotel employee … Continue reading

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