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Room 1504: Arthur
Dying is easy. Anything with a pulse can die. But when the End finally arrives and the Reaper comes for us, how many of us can say we’ve truly lived? Buckle up, folks, this one gets a little rough. I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Don Knotts, family travelling, hotels, Lindsay Lohan, The Andy Griffith Show, Three's Company
26 Comments
You’ve Got News… From The Hook.
Good news, everyone! While my healing factor is not on par with that of a certain Canadian mutant (I’m a nerd but I’m married to a real girl so I don’t feel so bad), I have followed my doctor’s orders … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged Amanda Bynes, blogging, Lindsay Lohan, The Hook, the Kardashians
36 Comments
The Stillness Before The Blast of Human Suffering.
Because “The calm Before the Storm” just wasn’t going to cut it. 7:31 am: The lobby is still and void of travelers, but the lifeless tones of Muzak fills the cold Canadian March air that fills my lungs and the … Continue reading
Posted in Hotel Life
Tagged hotels, Indiana Jones, Lindsay Lohan, rugrats, sex, Sunday mornings
72 Comments
Two Posts For The Price of One, Courtesy of the Best Bloggin’ Dog in the Biz…
Chelsea, here, Happy Monday, humans! (It’s funny because you two-legged freaks hate this day because you drink and party too hard during the week. Weirdos.) Here are a link and a reblog to keep you occupied as you curse that … Continue reading
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Tagged 25ToFly, Adam, Detroit Red Wings, Lindsay Lohan, NiagaraHub, The Hook
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The Hook Loses It – Temporarily…
First, an apology: I hit “Publish” before I titled this one! Yeah, I’m a jackasss.. Moving on… I’m tired; not “Lindsay Lohan tired”, but exhausted in my soul. I’m fed-up, not “Russell Crowe fed-up”; I’ve never beaten a hotel employee … Continue reading