Tag Archives: Kim Kardashian

Even A Quiet Murdoch Monday Has Its Moments.

My shift today has been as vacant and desolate as Kim Kardashian’s conscience. However, that doesn’t mean it’s been completely boring… GIGGLY GIRL:  We’re so glad to be here! We’re from London and we love it here! Thanks for helping … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , | 44 Comments

A New Post (sorta) From The Hook!

So here’s the Saturday morning deal, kiddies: I was working on a Saturday morning post that spun out of an encounter I had with two sex kittens in one of the hotel’s north tower elevators (don’t get your heart racing … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , | 19 Comments

Superhero Progenitors, My Wife, And My Non-Mutant Healing Factor.

I’ve spent this summer feeling like a total dumbass and so that’s the subject for today, kiddies. According to Dr. Phil perception is reality. (Don’t judge me.) In other words, if you believe you’re a total dumbass, then that’s who … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , | 24 Comments

5×5 With The Hook: The Hook – Part Two.

I’m back and my text is still black. You know the drill: You ask the questions. I provide the answers. Everyone wins. So here we go… 1)  The ultra-talented Marina Kanavaki  wants to know: Do you have a phrase that keeps … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 37 Comments

5×5 With The Hook: Ned Hickson

This is Ned. This is Ned’s Blog. Ned is one of those guys you want to gravitate towards when you spot him at a party filled with boring, unhinged, needy people discussing their boring “blah blah blah” lives. Or as … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 57 Comments

This is For Those of You With Short Attention Spans.

Never mind, I’ve already lost you. Author’s Note:  This exercise in minimalism comes to you courtesy of my weary, frozen Canadian mind. I am currently engaged in constructing a second book that will hopefully attract more attention and critical acclaim … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , | 52 Comments

Truly, I Am Fate’s Bitch.

(And she never lets me forget it.) My day began three hours later today and so I had time to cuddle with my lady love, my slumbering angel. The burning orb above shone brightly, drying the morning dew and illuminating … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | 53 Comments

Early Morning Musings and My Latest NiagaraHub Post.

It’s early as I write this and while the hotel is quiet – though certainly not for long – my mind is a whirling torrent of random thoughts, unrealized dreams, useless pop culture trivia and the occasional streak of quickly forgotten … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , | 51 Comments

Because There’s Going To Be Enough Darkness On The Web Today….

(I hope this brings a smile to your faces, folks. Lord knows, we need to laugh in between the tears.) A simple elevator ride isn’t so simple when you’re The Hook… BEWILDERED GUEST:  Hey, buddy, you mind if I ask … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , | 64 Comments

Why I Love Niagara Falls: A Top Ten List.

  BEFORE WE BEGIN: Zip over to 25ToFly – if you weren’t planning to already – and check out one the most talented, honest, real bloggers to ever don a pair of mens’ long johns. Oh, and today’s offering is … Continue reading

Posted in Hotel Life | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 73 Comments